"If poverty be a title to poetry..."

"... I am sure nobody can dispute mine." Yo, I'm Beggars and I am a pirate. Sometimes I write stuff. Mostly I just cry about fictional characters. (Disclaimer: may not actually be a pirate)

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Came on tumblr to check whether there was an April Fool’s thing going on and realised this place is a mess and I never use it anymore so yanno

HMU for Discord/Snapchat/whatsapp/PoGo/Insta/whatever the young folk are using now b/c lbr I’m never on here except for when my elderly ass is overcome with crippling nostalgia and I miss those days where I stayed up until the early hours talking to people on MSN or having rambling conversations on reblogged posts or whatnot and there are still some people on here I’d like to stay in contact with, probably, somewhere?

Just thought I’d mention I’m not dead and still as fantastic a conversationalist as ever, if you like to talk about crochet or how to bake the perfect Victoria sponge cake

But yeah not dead

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Life is THE STRESS and I need to move out

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Spent six hours at work in a stuffy, enclosed space w/ no windows then got home and had a water fight w/ my brother and littlest sister that consisted mainly of yelling Overwatch/Hamilton/Lego Ninjago quotes at each other whilst splashing/spraying each other with the hose I don’t think tired even covers it anymore

I must be getting old

Grace, sensibly, went up to her room for a nap. I always knew she was the smart sister.

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#Talia Hayashi#comes to a casual family event in a formal outfit#drinks all the wine#zones out everybody

Sets fire to the house, steals a baby, signs increasingly improbable gossip about the other guests to Daichi, the usual

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my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

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Grace just lost her calculator and I had to suffer through her going “I can’t calculater, I need to calcu-now!” whilst she looked for it

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I haven’t worked on my novel in months b/c I just... Haven’t felt like it

And then today I was inspired! ... To write about two characters, one of whom wasn’t even meant to be in the story, bitching at each other

I am never gonna finish this novel it’s just like 60,000 words of characters bitching so far there’s no plot

Just bitching

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sorrythatwasamistake replied to your post: Look Graham keeps reminding us that Portugal’s...

Ahah thanks bro. I haven’t even actually listened to the song

tbh ur the only Portuguese person I know and it’s British courtesy to congratulate the winners so we can pretend not to be sore losers

so congrats

I’m just glad no one else won because I don’t have any Bulgarian friends

... I don’t think

Also when did you change your name??? What are you doing??? Are you trying to confuse me??? :(

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Well guys that’s it for another year, thank y’all for joining me on this epic adventure and I hope all my European friends enjoyed that and that all my American friends are suitably confused

Now excuse me whilst I disappear into my pit for another year ouob

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The song is like 8748276384 times better when sung as a duet with his sister why did he not do this during the actual performance

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I was happy for him but then he started a pretentious as fuck speech about the true meaning of music and now I hate him I’m sorry but literally stop

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Grace: He didn't even care he was like "me? ok then"

Grace's friend: He was probably thinking about chicken or something

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Look Graham keeps reminding us that Portugal’s been waiting 53 years and now I feel bad for supporting Romania

I’d better message Chili and tell her congrats

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NO THEY BEAT US

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Ok I liked Portugal’s song but c’mon

YODELLING

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We are absolutely THRASHING France this year I am so proud

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ahahah the UK has 69 points