Muffinz

I like to draw and one day I'm gonna be goo at it! >:3

[behemuffin]

Because i’m an idiot that can’t come up with names that aren’t a pun.

[behemuffin]

Muffin draws a thing, tablet takes a billion damage

[barkycatbros]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[uhh-the-green-thing]

The legendary thread is back

[ever-so-slightly-monstrous]

I’m pretty sure it should be a rule of thumb that any pithy saying that implies one thing, when taken in either its original context or unabridged, means the exact opposite of its current usage. Pot calling the kettle black. Means when you are calling somebody else on something but you are equally bad about it yourself. Except that when the phrase was coined, pots were all cast iron and kettles were polished silver or tin. So it would be the pot seeing its own reflection in the otherwise spotless kettle. It’s about a person seeing the stuff they are bad at in other people who are actually completely innocent of those traits.

[behemuffin]

Ooh it's my favorite muffin! Now what would be the best way to greet the muffin? Lift hug or squishing hug?

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

[behemuffin]

Never gets a chance to breathe

Searching for the talismans

And racing down the Dark Hand

He’ll win with just his hands

Yeah, you know Muffins got a plan

He never can be beat

Always landing on his feet

Protects his Uncle and Nephew

From Shadowclan and deadbeats

Yet he would rather laugh than fight It’s wrong or right?

You gotta like him!

Muffin Lol!

Where’s the talisman?

You got to find it now!

You always do somehow!

[behemuffin]

Mr Face.

Kudos if you know.

[behemuffin]

Does muffin still pester jester?

Used to but then he started to become a creepy psycho power bottom and things got really weird.

[behemuffin]

Does Behe ever wear feminine clothes? (skirts, crop tops, booty shorts, etc.)

If it fits. Imagine trying to get sleeves through his mitts, or a shirt down his head with the horns on the way, MUFFIN IS THE DARK SOULS OF FASHION WEAR.

[behemuffin]

Are you gonna eat all that cake?

THERE WAS CAKE?!

[behemuffin]

Looking through ooolllldddd art. SCP-6996"? Lol didn't know you liked scp

SCP is life.

Couldn’t be more enthralled by it.

[behemuffin]

I've always wanted to commission you ever since I first saw your style, I'm sure you're closed for them indefinitely, though? Just curious.

I open up on occasion on my stream, i’m easily overwhelmed and i have trouble keeping up with more than one thing at a time, so the way i work best is tackling things one at at time, as the come.

I’m far from being good and have more limitations than not, but i try my best, and i’ll always put all i can into my efforts. It’s the least i can do .w.

[behemuffin]

I still love behemuffin so much.

[behemuffin]

Not really an ask, just figure I'd spread the word to all the artists/bloggers i watch in case they hadn't heard, but a lot of tumblr blogs have been re-marked as SFW, so just hitting folks up so they can double-check just to be safe.

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP i hope everyone is ok :C

[behemuffin]

So, why do you wear a Loincloth?

CUZ NOTHING ELSE FITS

[behemuffin]

A year of inactivity? Is a horse pregnant or something? '3'

no horses here, only asses.