at least it was here

LIZZY WILDE part 1 of 2. seventeen. christian. cheerio. single. smarter, prettier, and wittier than you. don't try and argue with me, i'll always win. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5522244"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[beinglizzywilde]

TEXT MESSAGE📱EMERSON & LIZZY

EMERSON: I think it'll be good for the entire school and especially the Cheerios and if we have the Titans also standing on the right side, it'll be good.

EMERSON: It will be super nice and we do deserve nice things and I want everyone to feel...I don't know normal and like a team.

LIZZY: True, after the train wreck of a week this school has had some damage control is definitely needed.

LIZZY: I want to feel normal again too, things have been so out of whack and hopefully working on this fundraiser will remind us all what we can do when we work together.

LIZZY: That was so cheesey, I cringed at myself.

[beinglizzywilde]

thecheerioberry:

That would be great, thank you. My treat next time, for sure! Well, I’m turning seventeen so I think I still want to get intoxicated. Maybe next year we can be all fancy?

Well, you can hardly go wrong with a decades inspired party. 80′s and 90's are super popular options but I personally think a Roaring Twenties theme would be a super fun idea to get super drink to plus super sparkly dresses.

[beinglizzywilde]

thecheerioberry:

I knew I could count on you to be my PSL partner in crime! I’m actually not sure. I’m open to ideas though. Do you have any?

Let’s go after practice, I’m pretty sure got free drink reward so my treat. Well, it depends on the kind of party you want to have. Do you want to get shit faced, have a fun night with the girls, formal event to symbolize your transition into adulthood, ect.

[beinglizzywilde]

dylanrileygilbert:

If you have nothing to say then you can go now. 

[beinglizzywilde]

totalpuckup:

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN! Didn’t you see the movie? Ruff ruff bitch. 

Well when you say it like that it sounds pretty lame. Guess I’m back to my wicked ways. 

You’re lucky that we got such a liberal pope that would allow dogs like into heaven. Though they canceled the Young Pope so maybe his liberal views won’t be that favorable for much longer.

I’ll be making a call to your parole officer. JK, I need someone to buy beer for my parties and you look 30.

[beinglizzywilde]

thecheerioberry:

It’s finally November! I know this is totally a cliche white girl move but I can’t wait for Pumpkin Spice Lattes and finally being able to turn on my fireplace. It also means my birthday is in less than two months so I think it’s time I start preparing.

I’ve been drinking PSLs like they’re fucking water but we better get party planning ASAP. What theme are we thinking of?

[beinglizzywilde]

staciegracie:

So I just failed my drivers test for the third time…I think I need a real teacher and not just my dad telling me to stop crying once we leave the parking lot. I was going to ask Puckerman but that’s not happening for obvious reasons. So I am not accepting applications for a driving instructor.

I have pretty bad road rage so I don’t think you’d want me to teach you. I’d probably make you cry and I’d feel bad.

[beinglizzywilde]

dylanrileygilbert:

Do you ever get somewhere and realize you’re just way too sober to be there?

Well there we go. Someone update the whiteboard to 0 days since a skank has made a stupid statement. 

[beinglizzywilde]

TEXT MESSAGE📱EMERSON & LIZZY

EMERSON: So due to recent events, I wanted to see if you would be comfortable with a fundraiser where we give the proceeds to Linda's House, a local charity that helps sexual assault survivors and raises awareness. But I want to make sure you're okay with that.

LIZZY: That's actually not a bad idea.

LIZZY: With all the bullshit that we've had to deal with the past few days, doing something nice like this would be a nice change of pace. So, yeah, let's do it.

[thestarletlopez-deactivated2018]

🎃 F2F → [open] 🎃

[beinglizzywilde]

thejuicylopez:

Lily smiled sadly. “I’m sorry that she doesn’t see what she’s done. Sometimes it takes a little longer for Santana to admit she fucked up but she will. I’ll talk to her, okay?” She suggested softly. “I actually don’t think you’re that bad. Your insults make me laugh when I’m viewing them from afar.” She admitted with a laugh before being serious once more. “I’m serious. If anyone gives you shit, call me.”

Lizzy exhaled, looking up to the sky. “I just want all this drama to be over and done with, you know? Like, I just don’t know if she really understands the gravity of the situation. I deserve an apology without some weird excuses. I want to just forgive and get it all over with by I owe this to myself.” she explained, looking down on the patio floor. “Thanks. I’m not going to lie, I enjoy getting creative with them.” She said with a soft smile to the girl. “You’re a good person, even if you are a skank.”

[beinglizzywilde]

astar-rose:

I think I will take a pair of pants with me just in case. Oh I’ve had to deal with the drunken men who think they can say and do whatever it is that they want to do but thankfully we have a great manager who makes sure that nothing bad happens.

I’m glad you see my point, you might be a total loser but I just want to make sure that you’ll be okay.

[beinglizzywilde]

totalpuckup:

You can keep tryin all you want, but I’m not falling for a pool party baptism again. 

I think I’m gonna go fully legal now that I’ve learned the error of my ways. Just take a trip to Canada next time I need some beer. Wanna tag along? 

I’M SORRY FOR TRYING TO SNEAK YOU INTO HEAVEN!

You’re going to drive 3 hours to Canada for beer?...Fine, but only because someone needs to keep an eye on you and make sure you don’t piss off border security and get yourself on a one way trip to Guantanamo Bay.

[beinglizzywilde]

astar-rose:

I don’t think it’s that bad of a diner to work at and the customers are not so bad either. I mean some can get a little intense but I actually like where I work. I’m being careful, I promise.

Take a pair of pants just in case. Don’t give men the opportunity to mess with you, not saying that you’re provoking them but sometimes people are just assholes.

[beinglizzywilde]

porterisabelle:

I regret every decision I’ve ever made. I’m pretty sure my head is split down the middle, but I can’t really be sure.

I knew I should have cut you off at some point. I can come over and make you a quick hangover cure, it’s kinda gross but I swear by it.

[beinglizzywilde]

cheeriopercival:

Lizzy, hi. 

Well, I missed an opportunity to dance with you, that’s quite enough to miss. 

Hey, we sometimes have to show off how awesome our life is, not only because it’s fun but also because it’s like, divide and rule. Give ‘em a little and they’ll be quiet so they’ll get more. It’s like Ceasar.

Hi.

Cute. I’m sure you had opportunities to dance with other girls are your dad’s function.

I suppose you have a point but I just wish it didn’t have to be Halloween. I had envisioned the night a certain way and watching obese sophomores make fools out of themselves because they drank too much is not how I pictured it.

[beinglizzywilde]

Have you and Percival ever hooked up? Is he has good in bed as he is at dancing?

A lady doesn’t reveal such details, you perv. But yes, he’s pretty good.

[lasshoe]