getting high with hq boys
𝐬𝐲𝐩𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬 ; just stoner! haikyuu character heacanons and how they get when they’re high w you
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ; recreational marijuana use, suggestive themes
𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ; atsumu miya, suna rintarō, tendou satori, sugawara koshi [all separate]
yeah i can totally see atsumu being a stoner, i can’t help it, it just comes naturally
a bong bitch, he hates bowls and blunts for some reason
if you’re going to have a sesh with him BUCKLE UP
gets kinda whiny when he’s high and an EXTREME case of the munchies
will eat three times his weight
will take both indica and sativa but prefers indica
gets !! so !! fucking !! touchy !!
if you’re his s/o it’s probably fine
but if you’re not, you’re probably gonna end up having a crush on him because he’s so extra flirty and touchy when he’s high
“can i give you a kiiiiiss”
“y/n do you think im prettyyy?”
you’re only encouraged by his flirtyness and end up flirting back without thinking about it
“i think you’re really pretty too ‘tsum”
but not in a pervy way, like he feels touch starved out of nowhere when he’s high
plays with your hands, hugs you, kneads your thighs, kisses your cheeks, throws himself on your lap and lays his head there and you just play with his hair
will be all dazed out and all of the sudden look up at you from your lap and goes “boobs are so pretty and soft :)” “can i touch your boobies :) <3″
even though he’s high he’s still respectful so if you say no he’ll be fine and it won’t be weird or anything, you two just laugh it off and he’ll let you touch his “boobies”
in the end and in summary,
you guys either end up wholesomely hugging/cuddling and giggling to each other
you two end up fucking on the coach
uhh i don’t have to explain this
bitch plays volleyball high as a kite
really fun to have a sesh with though
also prefers either a blunt or a dab pen, mostly the pen doesn’t like doing all the extra stuff, lazy mf
he might ask you to roll his blunt for him and it’s not because he doesn’t know how because you have seen him do it before
SO GOOD AT ROLLING LIKE WTF DO IT YOURSELF
and so quick at it too like, you’re so good at it, you don’t need me??
you were his apprentice at rolling at one point 😌
“if i try to fail and i succeed, which one did i do?”
“why do your feet smell but your nose runs?”
you’re just as greened out as he is you’re like
“wooooooaaaaahhh riiiiiinnnnnnnnn”
in you head you’re like “omfg this guy is einstein, suna for president.”
you convinced yourself by accident once that he was, in fact, einstein and you were asking him how to make an atomic bomb
he was going with it too like, “yuh knoo, i just, got to the neighbors house and i ask him if he’s seen adam ( yes, in the context of fucking adam, instead of ATOM) and he’s like “yeah man i saw adam over at the grocery store, he was buying apples,” and i was like “yeahh an apple a day keeps the doctor away” and my neighbor was like “yeahhh” and then i went to the apple isle in the grocery store and there was adam and i was like “did you study yet adam” and he said nah so i was like “oh, well ig you should since theres a test tomorrow” and he’s like “i’ll be fine” and then comes tomorrow and he’s like, “suna, i bombed the test.” and that’s how it happens
“wooooooaaaaahhhh riiiiinnnnnnnn”
you saw that whole story? yeah, he can make up random ass stories like those on the spot and go on forever
but he might fall asleep midway sometimes like a grandpa
would rather stay home and just talk with you while wrapped up in blankets
does get really thirsty, so have plenty of extra water for him <3
HE IS SO FUN TO GET HIGH WITH
says the weird shit like suna does and again,
“wooooooaaaaahhhhhh saaatttooooriiiiiii”
probably ends up with you two going on a trip somewhere
but if not still makes it super fun
where did he know to rent a bouncy house ??
and how did he get it shipped over to you two so quickly ??
probably climbed the roof together at least once
you end up laughing so hard with him that your guts feel like they’re going to spill out
walks in from going to the bathroom and he’s like
“it feels so weird to pee when you’re greened out”
looks like he’s legitimately scared
“woah does it really?” you reach over to chug a bunch of water to be able to pee soon
“nO DON’T DO THAT, IT WAS SCARY, IT FELT LIKE A SPACE SHIP WAS COMING OUT OF MY DICK”
and then you both start laughing so hard that your eyes hurt from all of the crying
and then you have to pee and he’s outside of the door, “i’ll save you if you need my help, okay?”
when you start peeing you’re like
“DLJFDLKSFJSDKF TENDOU THERE’S A SPACE SHIP”
the most wholesome and head in the clouds experience ever when you’re getting high with suga
that is, if there are no interruptions
doesn’t really care between indica or sativa
but he does like getting new stuff to try out like different types of kush or dab pens
he’s a literal “i’ll take anything” type of guy
kinda giggly when he’s high, it’s really cute
if you have long hair he’ll be like “y/nn can i braid your hair 🥺”
you guys made a freaking fort once ??😭
and it was surprisingly HELLA good
you two usually either talk about really deep stuff and it gets spiritual sometimes like you start talking about stars and god and souls
or you guys will end giggling at each other or end up watching disney movies
you tried to put on that’s so raven one time and he thought hE could do what raven could and see into the future and it was HILARIOUS
he kept stopping and looking into nothing really intensely and then telling you that he just saw the future
likes to lay on your lap too
he says you smell good and your thighs are really comfy
one time he liCKED YOUR THIGHS??
he said your thighs told him to do it