hoerus's #1 buttslave

[bitchyouthoth]

@bekatcha

ur one to talk about tanning beds

[bekatcha]

do u even have enough tanning beds for ur army of urself to speak

[bekatcha]

i’m ready for soem rp on here :’))

[bekatcha]

@goddessofextra

#who do you owe for getting you your side chick back from tiddy deth?#me#I will snatch that bracelet back so fast#don't even

i got her back from ra anyway thx to hoerus so!! you died for nothing anyways sweaty :’)) back off b4 i call my dad on u

[hoeprince]

   ugh….broseth…..first he eats all my dick salad and now he takes my banana boat tanning lotion? i mean what is a 100% full blooded egyptian to do what if my delicate skin burns UGH you MORTAL this is all your fauLT!

[bekatcha]

we dIDNT start the fire  !! it was ALWAYS burning as the world was turning!! why are gods so touchy! maybe your father should have taught u how to make a tanning bed instead of stealing his sunrays!

[bekatcha]

@goddessofextra

would you like some clean water for your thirst in this trying time?

[bitchyouthoth]

honestly, why do I even bother with any of u except for u hoerath

[bekatcha]

maybeh you should think more like a MORTAL then you won’t have to bother at all

[spentnursinganimosity]

See what you were looking for, Prince?

[wheresmytankklink]

Wherever the wind carries you, you will always be home.

Varekai (2002)

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[hoeprince]

@bekatcha buttslave where is my tanning lotion

[bekatcha]

ask broseth he’s taking all the tanning lotion out here

[filmhall]

Elodie Yung in Gods of Egypt

[vibraniumhamsterball]

[bekatcha]

*bek spins the bottle*

*points at horus*

horus: um...

bek: *laughs lightly* you dont have to do it if you dont want to i mean i know youre strai-

horus: NO! wait - i mean - *flustered* um... no i dont mind... *cant look ay bek*

bek: *laughs* okay then

horus: fuck its happening shit its really happening bek's leaning in and -

bek: *kisses horus lightly on the nose*

horus: whAT

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[bitchyouthoth]

[saint-pauly]

Gods of Egypt cinematography (pt. 1 of 2)

[pydiyudie]