The Belching Beefcake

Burp Fetish - 20s - Gay - Male

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Look what happens

So I get to meditating for a couple days right? Feeling good feeling sharp. Of course, a wave of imaginary psychological push back has had me death grip again. It is so much fucking effort to be present. Like, omg. The calm is terrifying.

It is time to push back on the push back. The discomfort of awareness directly translates to burping if you ask me. The hardest thing about getting better at it is focusing on it. It is such an uncomfortable thing, if you think about it. The pressure of building the air, the effort of holding open your throat (I mean... Maybe that’s the key to the next level. Maybe I shouldn’t be using much effort at all. I digress tho lmao.) and pushing out the belch with the correct ratio of loud vs long. It’s the same shit lol. It’s uncomfortable and sometimes tastes bad. Might make you nauseous. But like you have to lean into the discomfort of belching on command just like you have to lean into the discomfort of life.

Maybe I should come up with a belching concept to focus on once in a blue moon. This one is being comfortable with the discomfort of belching.

After all, that’s why it’s hot, right? Cuz the burper has the will and control to push through. The same determination that would make for a good fuck. It’s knowing you can push yourself and impress (or... disgust) people. lol.

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Should I do it. Should I make the OnlyFans.

I definitely wouldn’t start with nudity but like, Idk.

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There is nothing like a belch

It is the best sound in the world. Hands down.

My personal favorite sounding burps are the ones that explode out of the belcher with minimal effort. They take a lot of talent. The swallow method is so erotic to watch, especially the bobbing Adam’s Apple. But the inhale method sounds hotter. It is unique and guttural to hear air rushing down someone’s esophagus into their stomach.

The release, of course, is everything. The best burps come out loud and deep. The resonance and vibrato is everything. A nice tone that isn’t too dry nor too airy, that has the throat vibrating as heavily as possible. That’s the dream belch, lol.

Of course, command is hot too. Seeing the confidence of a good belcher, watching him think and work the air down. Seeing that look in someone’s eye as they rip off a good belch and they know it. Burping words and controlling the pitch volume and tone. Hell yeah. All of that.

Plus, who doesn’t like some good commentary. “That was a good one” “Are you ready for this?” “I feel so much better”. All of those are seriously hot lol.

As it stands I’m pretty good but i’m not *that* good. I definitely need a significant warm up period and my volume isn’t where I want it to be. Otherwise, lengthwise, i’m pleased about. I can get a good consistent 1-2 second burp length once I get going. I need to get that control to achieve that dream belch, though.

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The story of my fascination with burping on command

The earliest that I remember being absolutely fascinated by burping on command I was about 4 years old. There was this kid on my t-ball team I was friendly with. He would finish his water bottle and then taunt me that he was going to burp. I would delightedly pretend to be grossed out yet encouraging. Crazy how vividly we remember shit huh?

Anyways, growing up I never knew how to burp. I was all over the early internet watching burping videos, boiling over with envy and lust over the power that these people had. And of course, would desperately hide my growing enamor with comments of feigned disgust while my heart pounded. “Do they know I like burps?” I remember asking myself so many times over the years.

It wasn’t until high school that I truly made some connections. Blowing loads watching videos of muscle dudes jerking off in locker rooms, and guys belching on command tipped me off to the fact that I maybe.... just maybe... I might just be a little gay lol.

In college I decided, after realizing my dependence on the pleasure of burping videos, that I was going to teach myself to burp. It was then or never. I realized that the older I got, the more I just wish I had done it. So I guess the first phase of my little journey began..... But we will get back to that. There is some other shit I need to go over first lmao.

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Introduction ?

Not sure how to begin here.... This blog is a journey. I think. I’ve never been on one. But they have to start somewhere and I’m going to begin mine tonight lol. 2/25/2022.

I am the Belching Beefcake.

I am obsessed with burping. I have the fetish. I’m a gay dude in his 20s who wants to be nothing more than one of those unbelievable belchers. Do I want to make money off of it? Of course. Will I? Who the fuck knows.

All I know is that more than money, I want pleasure. And I want to understand myself. And I have nowhere to do any of this until now. Where here, I’ve given myself this blog to start untangling this gripping, primal sexual urge I have to lift weights and belch like a pig. Maybe wear a jock strap or two. Who knows.

Let’s burp around and find out