The (after) life of the party

[unclefather]

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[theweirdwideweb]

[dailyhorrorfilms]

DAILYHORRORFILMS HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: 30 Days Until Halloween

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. 

Beetlejuice (1988)

[thevelvetgoldmine]

[thevelvetgoldmine]

🎃  bob’s burgers halloween countdown  🎃 : The Wolf of Wharf Street

[youcakelessfuck]

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[azaleatown]

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

[techmomma]

This includes implied ugliness.

you need to lose weight

you’ll attract more boys if

you’re wearing that?

i wouldn’t wear that

this will flatter you more

you should wear more makeup

[18marseille]

the amount of photos of peaches i took is inSANe.,,

[mygawdshespretty]

[peachu-archive]

🍑

[puckinginsane]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mimikyyuu]

Everyone outside of USA:

[mon-stax]

#yes

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always