You Should Put Your Seatbelt On!

Hello, I'm Rachael. Just trying to add some positivity to the fandom by running my Twilight blog. My twelve year old self would have never dreamed that at twenty-three, here, back on Tumblr would be exactly the place that I wanted (and needed) to be!

[finitetwilight]

babe are you okay?? you haven’t even touched your breaking dawn part 2 pepsi :/

[kittenwivfangs]

vampires :)

[anangelkiss]

<3

[mfoc]

Comic Con 2008, backstage

[emmetslastbraincell]

Okay but I love how like nervous/excited they all are for it !

[bellasuglyskirt]

the only human being that rosalie really loved was princess diana, i have no proof but no doubts

[rosaliehaley]

MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS 🥺

[rosalielesbianhale]

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:

[bisexualemmettcullen]

“edward,” said Aro, slowly rising from his throne. “we’ve been expecting you” He heely’s over to him. “that was sick, sir” said Caius from his seat

[rachiller]

Can’t stop thinking about the fact the first time I was ever Rick rolled was because I thought I could watch twilight on YouTube for free

[notquitetwilight]

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Five

[futchmemes]

me: i know i had a pretty intense adolescent twilight phase but don’t care about it anymore cause it sucks

my friend: hey ive noticed this inconsistency in twilight

me: -and if it’s well established that Rosalie’s greatest ambition was to have a child, why would she agree to simply repeatedly go through high school for the rest of her life? The text refers several times to the fact that she looks too old to be in high school, making it perfectly plausible for her to take jobs as an adult. She would be far better suited to working with children in a professional capacity than as a perpetual student. Furthermore I would argue that her high level of bitterness and barely-subdued aggression stems from this lifestyle incompatibility; an adult woman would certainly become frustrated w-

[bellaslittlebitch]

tbh if i was Bella i would’ve blackmailed Edward like you want my silence about your weirdass behavior pay up isn’t he like super rich she could’ve owned her own bookstore by week 3 in Forks smh missed opportunity Bella

[forksnostalgia]

“Oh so you’re a vampire? Damn homie that’s crazy give me 100,000 dollars.”

[cultens]

Edward goes bald from stress because he’s so worried that the rest of the cullens will make fun of him

[bellas-lemonade-cap]

Baldward Cullen

[twilightofficial]

Me on a daily basis

[renegadepack]

going to the cullens’ house with a flamethrower y’all need anything

[fuckmeyer]

wealth redistribution

[bellas-tear]

just remembered that i still haven’t finished reading midnight sun

[panlight]

Okay forget the Die Hard debate, the real question is: Is Breaking Dawn Pt II a Christmas movie?

[lemonadebottlecap]

Baby is born under impossible circumstances then baby is adored by some and feared/unwanted by others. People congregate in defense and borderline worship of baby, but ruling powers want to get rid of baby….. chaos ensues. Breaking dawn is literally a birth of Christ AU

[twistedkey]

edward trying to explain how he stopped the van