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‘Something's Wrong’ Sentence Starters
Something’s Wrong With My Muse
“Oh, God, you’re bleeding. You’re bleeding a lot.”
“Stop squirming, I’m trying to help.”
“Hang on, I got you.”
“Just lean on me, I’ll help you walk.”
“We should get that looked at.”
“Don’t tilt your head back, you’ll make your nosebleed worse!”
“Just sit up and breathe, ok?”
“Eh, you’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”
“Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep. Stay awake.”
“Oooooo. That looks painful.”
“Oh, thank God! Don’t scare me like that!”
“How the hell did you do this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?”
“You stopped breathing.”
“Oh look, it’s alive.”
“Take deep breaths, you’ll be fine.”
“Arms shouldn’t move like that…”
“What happened to your leg?!”
“Yep, that’s broken alright. How’d you manage that?”
“Here’s some ice for that.”
“You’re welcome, by the way.”
“Yeesh, you look like shit.”
“Wait, you were mugged?!”
“Is that a stab/gunshot wound?”
“Ok, ew. I’m not cleaning that up.”
“Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head.”
“You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn’t be moving around too much if I were you.”
“I thought you were dead!”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?”
“Can you walk on your own?”
“You’re getting blood on my clothes!”
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
Something’s Wrong With Your Muse
“Is that three fingers you’re holding up?”
“I’m so sorry for getting blood on your clothes!”
“I’m not sure I can walk on my own.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, my pain’s at least an 8.”
“You thought I was dead?”
“Do you think I have a concussion?”
“I hit my head; now I don’t feel so good.”
“I’m so sorry. Do you mind cleaning up?”
“I think I’ve been stabbed/shot.”
“I just got mugged!”
“Do I look as bad as I feel?”
“Could I maybe get an ice pack for this?”
“Thank you, by the way.”
“I think my leg is broken.”
“I can’t feel my arm.”
“I’m going to need more than deep breathing to calm me down.”
“I’m not dead yet!”
“Oh, God, I’m bleeding. I’m bleeding a lot.”
“Are you really trying to help?”
“Please help me.”
“Can I lean on you? I don’t think I can walk.”
“I think I need to get this looked at.”
“I can’t get my nose to stop bleeding!”
“I can’t seem to catch my breath.”
“I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.”
“Please help me stay awake.”
“This hurts just as much as it looks like it does.”
“Sorry - did I scare you?”
“I don’t know how I managed to do this to myself.”
“I don’t know if I can stay awake.”
“I stopped breathing?”
Note: Revamp of an older sentence starter post found here.
At night they fly, you'd better run. These winged things are not much fun. What is it?
“A real comedian. Better not quit your day job.”
the fact I made edits like this nearly 8 years ago
BAT TO THE FUTURE
Next Gen Bat OC | Est. 2013
hi. i kinda retooled iz’s backstory again bc i had a rly cool idea. I’ve been frustrated with Izzy’s origin as a “wond//rbat” shipkid with somebody I haven’t been associated with in a long time for quite a while now.
Honestly, I never wrote that aspect well in the first place. I wanted to tell a story about a kid of Bruce Wayne from an alternate future, my own way, and I often just ignored the “wonder” part of that in an unceremonious or just poorly written way. Because it wasnt important to what I wanted to do with her. It was too complicated to explain away, and it got in the way. The fact it felt that way just never sat right with me.
So how do I narrow the focus to her relationship with her father for the time being, without needlessly writing myself into a corner? I did something kinda wacky.
She’s no longer DIANA’s kid too.
Or... is she?
Who knows.
Only I do, actually. And for the sake of some added intrigue, I’ve opted to keep it that way. She could be anybody’s kid. Diana’s, some rando’s, any other Bruce love interest.
I’m not telling.
I have no attachment to the wond//rbat origin anymore, so theirs no better chance at that being the real answer than anything else.
The point of this is to make that potential reveal IMPORTANT and INTERESTING. Not just a random thing I throw out there at the start to get it out of the way. I want to actually seed some intrigue and mystique into Iz, because that’s the kinda story I want to tell with her.
So yeah. It’s all up in the air now.
ravagerd replied to your post: ❣
THIS IS SO MEAN
rose: im gonna crash this place izzy: im gonna crash your face into a bush
ravagerd replied to your post: Hem didn’t think I’d do all 3 but i did
NEVER SAID THAT
didn’t have to.
Hem didn’t think I’d do all 3 but i did
❣
a hand kiss.
She hated these... events. She knew her father wasn’t the fondest of them either, but they served their purpose. Charity was, of course, a big part of who they were. The Wayne Foundation. She needed to put on another face for these, pretend to be the ritzy rich girl daughter of playboy Bruce Wayne, roles they spent a long time perfecting.
She didn’t expect it to be crashed by a woman sharing her NORMAL taste in dress sense, but in hindsight she really should have. A silver haired woman in a leather jacket stuck out like a sore thumb among all these high society trappings, but if she was going to play this game, Izzy could too.
It took her a mere moment to navigate past the guests and slip by her target, grabbing her by the hand and yanking her outside to the balcony. She got shot a smirk, and the dark haired vigilante scolded her briefly, but that infectious rebel attitude couldn’t be held off long. She held the woman’s hand up, pressing her lips to it... and shoved her off the edge and into the shrub a single story below.
❣
a happy kiss.
Happiness. Not an emotion often displayed when you’ve trained yourself in total focus. She’s been told she’s needed to lighten up plenty of times over the years, by family and otherwise. She likes to give micro fractures to the latter. Truth be told, she WAS happy. As happy as she could be really. Though there were traumas and hold ups that she needed outlets for, this was what she’d always WANTED to do. She just happened to like being... reserved.
Of course, that demeanor tended to melt away under the right circumstances, with the right people. She was happy with her Father. Her siblings. Rose, in her own way, made her happy. She challenged her, in more ways than one. They had a common ground, and Isabella knew that on some level they could both find comfort in knowing that. They sparred and ran through the knight like some kind of elegant dancing duet, stopping only when there was work to be done. The Batgirl would crack a smile, confident and proud, and the other would do the same. She’d lift her mask , and they shared a brief moment of intimacy before the knight of Gotham would watch as the other slipped away for the time being.
❣
a cheek kiss.
Isabella Wayne was not one used to intimacy. Indeed, such a thing was not familiar to her quite yet, she’d pushed any and all desires for romance or relationships far out of her mind to focus on the mission. Her father’s mission, the one she’s sworn herself to inherit. Dick tells her she doesn’t need to be their Father to be LIKE their Father. He’s experienced with the concept, she knows that. Perhaps a part of that is the truth, maybe the need to clear her mind of distractions can be eased upon now, if only a bit.
She leans over to the other, hand reaching around to push the girl’s face a bit closer to hers as her one good eye remains locked forward with whatever she has assigned herself to watching. The Batgirl places a small, soft press of her lip’s to her cheek, before returning to her own thoughts.
Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.
a shy kiss.
a forehead kiss.
a cheek kiss.
a nuzzle kiss.
a neck kiss.
a hand kiss.
a hug + kiss combo.
a dying kiss.
a bleeding / bloody kiss.
an assertive kiss.
a nonchalant / uninterested kiss.
a kiss to your muse’s shoes.
a blown kiss.
a sad / crying kiss.
a quick kiss.
a happy kiss.
a teasing / sensual kiss.
a platonic kiss.
a clumsy kiss
a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )
rose + izzy = true love, bitch
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - It really depends honestly, the nature of the relationship isn’t toxic or unstable inherently, so.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - A couple meetings, not too fast not to slow.
How was their first kiss? - Spontaneous and very heat of the moment.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Hmmmm hard to say.
Who is the best man/men? - For Izzy it would probably be Dick.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Again for Izzy it would probably be Cass.
Who did the most planning? - Alfred.
Who stressed the most? - Rose lmao
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Jason bc he’s a bitchass and Izzy wouldn’t want him there. And Slade. Slade was not allowed.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Uuuuh probably zero
How many children will they adopt? - One. Maybe two.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Izzy but she asks Alfred to do it frgyh
Who is the stricter parent? - Izzy.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Izzy.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Neither.
Who is the more loved parent? - Probably Rose
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Rose gyrhudje
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Rose
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Alfred
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Rose
Who does the grocery shopping? - Alfred
How often do they bake desserts? - Not often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lovers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Probably Rose
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Rose
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Rose gyruhd
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Izzy
Who is really against chores? - ROSE
Who cleans up after the pets? - Izzy
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Rose
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Rose
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Rose
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Izzy
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Semi
What are their goals for the relationship? - Punch people
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Rose
Who plays the most pranks? - ROSE
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
sona-and-friends:
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
glaciergardner:
“It’s just their feet.”
“You wont hear a word out of me about it.”