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sae. 22. i write whatever. mostly anime. mostly jjk.

masterlist: angel pass (tbd)

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Duke: What do you think about my new sneakers?

Damian: What did I do to give you the impression I actually care about what you think?

Duke: Do they look-

Damian: No, they don’t look “cool”.

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Criminal: Do you know I have Robin hostage?

Nightwing: Do you know you have 5 seconds?

Criminal: Pardon?

Nightwing: Pardon? (knee drops him)

(The others watching from a distance)

Red Hood: This was Tim’s fault.

Red Robin: WHAT

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Tim, as Robin, sitting on the windowsill: Did you know that Thomas Jefferson got a lobotomy?

Person who was sleeping: *screeches* Oh my lord another one?!? How many Robins does Batman have?

Tim: 73 and a half, but it’s about to be 75 after he gives birth.

Person: What in the actual fuck.