Belle's Laboratory

One day I'll make it out of this blasted dungeon, and then they'll see my genius.

[deep-state-partisan]

[belletup]

Has anyone seen my viscous green goo?

[belletup]

I've decided to keep a record of all of the requests I receive and finish today for posterity.

Request 1: Cure boils.

Request 2: Cure boils.

Request 3: Cure boils.

Request 4: Enchanting a home to prevent gnomish pranks.

Request 5: Cure hemorrhoids.

Request 6: Cure boils.

Request 7: Eternal life (recommended the ingestion of mercury to prevent further requests).

Request 8: Reparations for damages I have caused to the town (denied).

Request 9: Cure boils.

Request 10: Cure boils... This idea seems redundant. Consider this record my last.

[belletup]

I just spent a little over 2 hours picking leeches off of Clover because she decided it would be a good idea to go for a swim in - you guessed it - my live specimen aquarium.

I can't say I didn't enjoy it though.

[bbnotumbl]

[belletup]

Drawn by @fablebodies

[fablebodies]

Fable Bodies: Tiny Tails #1 Goo

[belletup]

I never thought that. Nuh uh, no way.

[belletup]

Clover keeps trying to watch my fae dissections, which would be very sweet of her if I didn't know she was eating the organs every time I turn around.

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

[belletup]

There is an unfortunate misconception among the general populace that skeletons are naturally aggressive. This is not the case: hostility is almost always a learned behavior.

Wild skeletons, while rare, are curious and gentle creatures (despite having a bit of a mischievous streak). If you ever encounter one, they can usually be placated simply by speaking to them in a kind voice and playing their ribcage like an instrument.

Unfortunately, most skeletons are necromancer-raised and taught to attack by negative reinforcement and watching the other skeletons around them engaging in aggressive behaviors.

The next time you see a skeleton, make sure to examine its bones (from a safe distance) for any brands or marks. If there are none, it is safe to approach. If it seems interested in you, it might even follow you home! Make sure to give it lots of calcium if you plan on keeping it, and remember to give it lots of attention.

[cali]

C'est un boing-boing incroyableoux

[belletup]

Enough with the boils. STOP ASKING ME TO CURE YOUR BOILS.

[belletup]

Palladius has wronged me for the last time. My wrath shall be swift and merciless. But which spell to use? Summon Greater Rock to Face is a good choice, but predictable. Evaporate Bodily Fluids is too extreme, and he would just sleep off the effects of Induce Hangover... but wait. What do cats hate the most?

I've got it.

Perpetual Sog

My wool does NOT smell like "sordidīs indūmentīs."

[fablebodies]

A page in progress! Clovers first festival. I’ve kind of shot myself in the foot writing so many crowd based scenes but the end product will be worth it.

[belletup]

My landlord Fergus REFUSES to approve my request for precious metals and alchemical reagents. But lo, what do I hear from his daughter? He's given her a new silk gown. The nepotism is palpable.

[fablebodies]

mah babies

[belletup]

A strange man came a' knocking at the door to my laboratory tonight. Let's just say. One more frog is out there

[belletup]

At the tavern. Drinking it. And by it.... let's just say milk I'm drinking milk I'm drunk on milk