The Magnificent Gorzon

Gorzon the Magnificent has x-ray vision and he can see your Pinnochio and he is telling the truth...

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Hey evil bongripping wizard, what is your opinion on the magic recession and its consequences on the wizard job market?

Live fast, eat Witch ass, world is a fuck, we are all going to die, the Great Thaumaclysm approacheth.

Any other questions?

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Are you evil or is the bong evil?

That's for me to know and you to fantasize about.

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

The Lizard King is coming.

[froggittybitty]

bro, hes literally not. Stop scaring the masses

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

I'll do what I want.

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

My goodness it is you. Everything makes sense now. Yes the whole situation now adds up.

HEY it wasn't me okay...

It was definitely some other mage... Definitely..

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Just so you know... I

Did Not

Summon a Glory Portal...

At waist heigbt......

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

It seems..

I may have had a bit too much mead last evening...

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Just so you know... I

Did Not

Summon a Glory Portal...

At waist heigbt......

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

The Lizard King is coming.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Caught my homunculus watching my Wizard TV again... I told it if he does this again I am going to take his eye away..

Little does he know...

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[byjove]

me: I’m a little overwhelmed

my cat, for no particular reason: HAWWWOOOOOOO. OWEWWW. OEWWWW.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

[conjurer-of-worms]

life pro tip: don't doxx yourself??

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s fine that’s a tower noooooobody is gonna get him up there! Very tall and far from the ground! Knights will get way too tired!

[mekkthemighty]

Me an the rest of the orcs just cobbled together a trebuchet, were working on digging up a big rock now but grog thinks we should just launch him at the tower window so he can git at you first

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

Fuck all y'all. *casts shitten thy lioncloth and mend buttcrack* What now dicknips??? Yeah...that's what I thought.

[keystew]

the village children are doing ding dong ditch on my wizards tower and descending my spiral staircase so often is wreaking havoc on my knees help