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snoopyoftheday

where them baby snoop photos at

hello world, i'm 15 minutes old!

dailydoseofsamkiszka

4/5/25

unpretty

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

unpretty

grvstnaya-svka

spongebobheritageposts

date of origin: December 20th, 2015

undeadentropy

Please for the love of god someone make this as a non looping gif

dailydoseofsamkiszka

3/27/25

hailthegodsong

Why is he always doing that

belovedsamuel

sam deserves to win sexiest man alive every year because he’s fine as fuck in every disposable selfie he takes

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tripthelightfandomtastic

im a short thing and i need sam kiszka to kiss my forehead and call me bug, little bird, and letting me hold on to his arm instead of hand cause i think its cuter

It's so romantic to walk holding your lover's arm, I think he'd love it. Up most princess treatment from Sam to his little girl, he'd love to give you his coat when you're cold, make sure you are safe and holding his hand wherever you two are, moving your hair behind your ear when he's listening to you, just all around enamored by you. Always asking you, "how is my princess?" He'd ask with a smile, coffee in hand every morning. He just loves taking care of you.

belovedsamuel