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Che. This fucking noob is now following me? Damnit! Ah and there you are boss~ ushishi~
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?!
Authorâs note: This is my first Belphegorâs fan fiction dedicated to my friend who is really good at portraying Bel (Cliff) and also my lovely Mammon (Cielo, thanks for giving me inspiration to write Mammon, your Mammon is awesome~). This fan fiction may contain explicit materials such as bloodshed, extreme violence and sadistic murder. (ps. Writing a fight is really difficult, forgive my grammar errors and typos.)
Characters: Belphegor & Mammon from Varia (Katekyo Hitman Reborn series)
Disclaimer: None of characters are mine; all the characters stated in this fan fiction belong to the respective creator Amano Akira. The title of this fan fiction is based on Avenged Sevenfoldâs song; âA Little Piece of Heavenâ.
Rating: M for extreme violence.
A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN
Belphegor was walking out from a bar where the Variaâs meeting was held today. It was strange of course that Boss decided to gather them in a bar instead of Varia headquarters. But it was their Boss anywayâand even the meeting itself was useless. What the Boss said were just âfuck youâ and âstupid missionâ. After all, Squalo was the one who had to explain the whole thing to the two assassins who were subjected to accomplish this âstupid missionâ.
It was just another day in autumn, when usually Varia assassins were dying from boredom in the headquarters because there was rarely any mission at a time like this. But it was like a miracle somehow that suddenly there was an attack against the Vongola headquarters two days ago which made two people injured. After waiting for twenty four hours, the Vongola informant finally contacted the Vongola Assassination Squad, giving them the information about the attacker.
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Che. Mammon leaves again because he goes to Disney land has his own mission to gain more money.
I might as well go and return when Mammon is here again.Â
Had an x-ray done today and they found you in my heart. The doctor said that if they took you out, I would die, because i couldnât live with out such a good friend. Give this heart to everyone you donât want to lose in 2012 including me if you care. Try to collect twelve, it is not easy. Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile this year. (ïŸâăźâ)ïŸ*: ïŸâ§ ~~
"Ushishi~ grazie, comandante âȘ"
ooc: asdfhsdjkasdfgjk Thank you very much <333
FINALLY
âIt isnât entertaining that the only intelligent one of my comrades is also an utter blockhead,â the Arcobaleno mutters under his breath, then sighs. Even if he declines, that stupid prince will doubtlessly return, likeâsome relentlessly sadistic puppy. Stretching in his cloak, Mammon rolls his hidden eyes.
âBaboon. You still donât realize that the worth of kindness I show you could feed a small country for years. I put up with you.â His eyes gleam under his hood. âAnd itâs making me lose millions.âÂ
Unfortunately for Mammon, itâs trueâthe distractions the graceless prince providesâthrough his endless âplayââare minutes lost that could have been spent in more profitable schemes. Well, at the very least, Belphegorâs âplayâ is intellectually stimulating. That, and Bel is, quite literally, far too insane for Mammon to read his mind properly. Not that he would actually ever want to find out what exactly is inside his mindâin all truth, Bel has the capacity to shock the little illusionist more than any other Varia member. As volatile as their Boss is, there is no insanity inside his mindâheâs checked. Only a ridiculous amount of rage. And when it comes to Squaloâas loud as he is, his idiotic pride tends to ruin his swordsmanship. Noânone of the rest of the Varia can surprise Mammon at all. Except for Belphegor. How the boy can swerve from beingâdangerously playful to an utter maniac. The Arcobaleno almost laughs to himself. There must be a storm inside the mad princeâs head.
âStuck here without my company, mm?â Staring stoically at the madmanâs bangs as Bel leaned in closer, Mammon scoffs. âTsch. If only you learned how to be productive. But no, no, you insist on âplaying.ââÂ
At Belphegorâs offer to give him a piggy-back ride, Mammon sighs again, and begins to levitate, hovering a few feet above the horrendous princeâs head, just out of reach, in case he makes a grab for him. âKnowing you, a piggy-back ride will probably end in a death throttleâbut as I see âplayingâ with you again is inescapableâŠâ His eyes flash, just for a moment, under his hood, as he stares down at Bel below. â⊠I suppose I shall have to put this extra fee on your tab.â
âCome oooooooon Mammon! It always comes to this conversation.â Bel pouted slightly when the arcobaleno started complaining about how much he had lost since Bel became so demanding to play with him. It wasnât a big deal for Belâhe didnât care about Mammonâs money. But Bel understood perfectly how Mammon loved his money which made him always listened to Mammon. Geez⊠if I can put a spell in his mind so that he forgot about money for a while. Fuck it. Itâll be interesting⊠He hissed and shook his head.
When a very slight smirk appeared on the arcobalenoâs face, Bel could simply tell that Mammon was thinking something about him. Probably Mammon was thinking about how much debt Bel had on himâgah⊠it must be million, just like he said. He had confiscated Mammonâs time for years, and Variaâmany timesâbought stuffs with his money (including the Varia rings, of course). Well, at least Bel could understand why Mammon grumbled when he asked him to playâbut again, he couldnât careless.
âAiyaaaa~â He swayed his head again. âWithout you, yeah⊠Itâs frigginâ annoying to stay with that frog here. All he can do is slacking around! TchâŠâ He remembered when Mammon was not in the headquarters, the only person who was left was Fran. But that boy couldnât be a good playmate for Bel, nope.
âI insist on doing my job actually.â He nodded to himself. âAs a professional assassin, itâs kinda boring to stay in here without killing people.â He paused and grinned again. âBut my target is invisible, Mammon. Maybe you can help me with this~ hehee~â Belphegor knew how amazing Mammon was. He was an arcobalenoâone of the strongest infantsâand also the most powerful illusionist in the world (not to mention that heâs also one of Varia assassins). But however, he couldnât guarantee that he would help himâno, maybe he wouldnât permit him to do so.
âI was thinking about eliminating Rasiel, hehee~â He murmured when the arcobaleno started levitating and hovering above him. Another pout replaced the Princeâs grin. âCome on Mammon, I said piggy-back ride. Donât be shy~ ushishi~â he looked up and showed the illusionist his maniacâs grin--before it disappeared completely.
â⊠I suppose I shall have to put this extra fee on your tab.â
âWHA--â Bel twitched at the arcobalenoâs words. âAGAIN? Tch, fuck you Mammon! I just want to baby-sit you~ you should pay me instead!â
The Captain and The Prince
He leaned in forward tot he prince and whispered, âRemember what happened 3 nights ago..? â He wanted to make sure no one can hear him.
âThe truth is.. Your Mammon witnessed me, you and god-knows-who playing strip poker.â He twitched as soon as he remembered the horrid night. âGuess who took pictures of us drunk and naked..?â he then reached something shiny from his pocket. It was a pink key. A key with a script letter âLâ on it.Â
Squalo intended on going into Lussuriaâs room to get those unwanted photos. But with Bel around him , he might as well involve the blonde with his mess.Â
Bhahahahah, I know it, right? The captain was up to something. And it was not that surprising that it's about Lussuria. He's--from all member of Varia--was the most annoying one, so it wasn't a sin to mess with him, no?
"Gahh..." He raised his head and stared at the Captain. "Mammon did? Fuck that baby!" He shook his head. "I'll make him pay it later. And--" his eyes stared at the key, smiling widely. "I know what you up to, Captain. Ushishi~ it sounds exciting~"
He didn't mind to get involved in his Captain's mess, quite the contrary, it sounded very exciting to the blone assassin. "You're intend to take the photos away...? Shishi~ I wanna give him some goosebumps when he wakes up later~ bhahahahah~"
NUISANCE
 luss-chan started following you
Geh, why does he appears at the time like this? Bel looked up at the most annoying member of Varia when he had done with his activity (well, he just scratched things randomly on the suface of the table with his knive). He hadn't seen Lussuria for a a day or two, hadn't any idea where he disappeared.
"Ushishi~ the hell are you from?"
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The Captain and The Prince
"Huh?!" He gave the prince a confused look. He always thought Bel knew where the other Varia members were. "I thought you were with them and that you decided to go back here first for who knows what reason" he added.Â
"Now that you think about it.. The whole mansion's really quiet. Vroi.." he said. He gave the prince an evil grin and said "Vroi.. You thinking what I'm thinking?!" his boredom getting the best of him.
Well, he hardly knew where the rest of Varia were. He was indeed just came back from his mission, but they were parted in the middle of the mission and he didn't know where the others heading for. As expected from the genius of Varia, of course, Bel finished his task faster than the other.
"Gah... why would I know? Those bunch of idiots..." He shook his head lazily.
"Vroi.. You thinking what I'm thinking?!"
Damn now. This captain should think about some odd and absurd ideas. But Bel couldn't help but responded with his usual evil grin adorning his face. "Ushishi~ the hell are you planning now~?"
Encounter [belphegorrr & decimo-haneuma]
The blonde looked over to the other, placing his glass down. âBelphegor.â He said giving a nod as he looked to the Varia assassin. He hadnât seen Belphegor, or the entire Varia, since heâd been at Tsunaâs house a while back. He looked around, expecting to see some of the other Varia members around. âDid anyone else come with you?â He asked as he found that he couldnât spot anyone else.Â
"Aiya~"
"Ushishi~ ain't it interesting to meet you in a place like this? Hehee~ no one else. Mammon's busy with his target, and I don't expect the other to finish the task as fast as I can~"
Indeed. Unlike the bucking horse who came with his 'entire troops', Bel came here all by himself. He rarely went to the bar because of his duty as the assassin of Vongola, but damn duty didn't call him this entire week. He was almost dying from boredom.
"So where's that Vongola Decimo, eh? He usually hang around with you~"
FINALLY
 With an audible sigh, the illusionist sets down the notepad he had been documenting his latest conquests in and recedes into his cloak. The all-too-familiar voice of that idiotic prince alone is warning enough.Â
âGood grief, Belphegorâthe next time you insist on intruding upon my relative peace, I do recommend that you brush your teeth. That might wipe away at least some of the stupidity.â He almost smilesâas much as Mammon would never admit it, Bel is, aside from ridiculously annoying, two things: extremely intelligent, and sometimes, mildly entertaining.
Of course, his intelligence doesnât even scrape the bottom of Mammonâs psychic wisdom, noâbut the dimwit is easily the most intelligent of the rest of the Varia. The Boss is far too crass (and much more likely to shoot you than have a legitimate conversation), Squalo a dolt with a sword, Lussuria has nothing in his brain save necrophilia, and Levi the most empty-headed of them all. Hardly worthy of Mammonâs company.
And yet, as the Arcobaleno eyes the fanatic prince, as absurd as he is on the surface, it doesnât take a psychic to recognize the enormous amount of strategical genius hidden inside that thick skull. Genius, and the innate power to annoy the hell out of him.Â
Resting his chin upon his palm, the illusionist rolls his eyes. âYou must have been horrendously bored without me for banter, mm? My most insincere apologies. I was rather occupiedâunder a special commission for a man in the West Indies. Well, âspecialâ to himâit was more like a rather boring exercise. Unfortunately, he refused to pay what he owed me, so I was forced to storm his property. That was slightly more entertaining. I almost pity the man, nowâhe canât even afford a psychiatrist anymore. Not that one would help him, of course.â He nearly smirks.
âWell, thenâforgive my chatter. Or donât. But it would be most impolite of me to go without asking you what you have been up to in my absence, wouldnât it?â
Bel wondered why he felt a bit entertained to hear the little illusionistâs chatter than having his time throwing his knives to the dartboard since he had nothing to do. It was enjoyable to hang around with Mammonâbecause Bel was hardly able to âplayâ with the rest of Varia. Those words somehow showed the Prince how greedy the arcobaleno was, measured everything by moneyâwhat a mercenary cult he was. Sometimes it made the Prince want to stab him with his knives and hang him with his wires on Varia headquartersâ ceiling. Well, that would be fucking entertaining. Moreover, after those insulting words he said toward Belâalthough he hardly cared about it. Nope. If he cared of what Mammon said, then he wouldnât be able to stand this baby.
âUshishi~ Your chatter is rather... pointless, yet it entertains me just to hear a baby talks like an adult~ bhahahahahah~â He sat down on the floor and attempted to continue his mockery toward the arcobaleno. âNow now Mammon, donât be so impolite toward me. Weâve been comrade for so long, why donât you try to be nicer toward me? So maybe we can play together~â Yeah, by playing he meant to try to kill each other, of course. However, Bel never really wanted to kill the arcobalenoâor rather, he was aware that he wasnât able to do so. The other reason was because Bel thought Mammon was the only one who could âunderstandâ his sense of humor. Aside from those reasons, in fact, Belâwhether he wanted to admit it or notâmissed the little illusionistâs presence.
âIndeed Iâm bored. Fucking booooooooored! Captain was busy all by himself, and I donât know where boss isâalthough if I know, thereâs nothing I can do with him, no? And you know that two idiots, I donât know where they are,â he moved closer to the arcobaleno and whispered, âand ainât it better that way? Those two idiots away from here, this place seems to be more convenient, hehee~â
The blonde assassin leaned back and swayed his head from side to side, an evil grin was on his face by default. âNow, Mammon... wanna have my piggy-back ride? Because the Prince misses you so much~ hehee~â Of courseâof course Bel just tried another âideaâ to make fun of the arcobaleno.
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Aiyaaa~ Bel's going to reply to Captain and Dino and MAMMON <3 tomorrow because I just got home and it's like 11 pm right here asgfjkasfgkj I'm so tired and sleepy. So hopefully I can do my replies tomorrow morning <3 Good night guys~ shishishi~