What Could This Be?

If you find this, keep it secret ;o)

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My granddad played the pipe organ

one of my earliest childhood memories was slamming both hands on the keys and freaking out when the loudest sound ever happened

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Martha told me that I should try wearing heels to feel taller but I don’t think I can walk in those things

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Women love me for my charming personality and dashing bullshittery

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I shrunk his ass

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Gil “borrowed” one of my switchblades. Now he’s “borrowing” bandages from Ricky’s sock drawer

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How do I hypothetically stop my tail from wagging

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Had to drag Gil away from the poor ladies workin at the dry cleaners

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They’re gonna gore me I can feel it

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Gil told me he had a nightmare about “the contraption”

He would not elaborate on what the hell that meant

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Got a telegram from Gallo this morning:

“Go suck eggs, chedda boy.”

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For the record I am NOT 3 feet tall that’s a goddam lie I’m 4 and a half, thank you very much

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He says I’m boggling and that’s a fuckin lie I don’t boggle

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Everyone wants me sooooo bad that’s why they are aiming the weapons at my brains it’s because they love me

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These ones are rlly good I think

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I wanna crush him into a fine paste he’s so cute

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I’m on art fight again this year!! Follow me if you have pippin OCs ;o)

Art Fight

An art gifting game