Jul 11
Women love me for my charming personality and dashing bullshittery
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Women love me for my charming personality and dashing bullshittery
My granddad played the pipe organ
one of my earliest childhood memories was slamming both hands on the keys and freaking out when the loudest sound ever happened
Martha told me that I should try wearing heels to feel taller but I don’t think I can walk in those things
They’re gonna gore me I can feel it
Got a telegram from Gallo this morning:
“Go suck eggs, chedda boy.”
For the record I am NOT 3 feet tall that’s a goddam lie I’m 4 and a half, thank you very much
He says I’m boggling and that’s a fuckin lie I don’t boggle
Everyone wants me sooooo bad that’s why they are aiming the weapons at my brains it’s because they love me