I Guess I'm Never Gonna Learn

  Ben Bruce | I piss people off for a living | P.s, this is fake as fuck | GH: bendoverbruce |   

[asociate]

do u ever just look at someone and get annoyed

[serotnin]

dark circles look so good … can we just all collectively acknowledge that

[serotnin]

like what a sexy way to say you’re done w the world and ready to pull out a bat at any moment

[nosdrinker]

i was born in a mosh pit

[8234784362-deactivated20160801]

someone: calls me by a nickname

me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞

[slutdge]

sir thats my emotional support mosh pit

[hannmarijoy]

when someone feels like sunshine to you, never let them go.

[crystalpointhq]

this dress is vintage and so is my soul ⭐

[locktobre]

‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

[okrutne]

mood: you and me

[bendingoverbruce]

10-20

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

I think, 3?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

So many pairs

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Watch cartoons with the kids and be lazy

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Answered!

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Yup, I am

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Probably, especially with the way my life was and the way my life is now

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Either my mum, sister or @takenotesscorponox

18. The last time you felt broken?

Around a month and a bit ago probably

19. Have you had sex today?

No

20. Are you starting to realize anything? 

A few things yeah

[bendingoverbruce]

22 25 68 😘

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 

If the opportunity came, I wouldn’t say no but I’m not seeking it out

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I actually have no idea

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I don’t have favourite, if I’m drunk, I’ll sing along to anything 

[bendingoverbruce]

6, 14, 32, 80

6. What are you excited for?

The future, which wouldn’t have been my answer a few months ago

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Probably some sort of present for the kids because I love to spoil them

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Definitely

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

That isn’t even a question, hot tea always

[bendingoverbruce]

4, 7, 9

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Definitely, it used to be a lot worse 

7. What happened tonight?

What is gonna happen is I’m gonna drag Mark to an amusement park and make him go on all the roller coasters with me 

9. Is confidence cute?

It can be, for sure

[bendingoverbruce]

92

92. Do you want to get married

100% yes but you already knew that

[aus-yeezus]

Send me numbers

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[bendingoverbruce]

When your child learns that every surface can be drawn on, it's game over

[streetdepot]