A Demon’s Horde

Stop on by, make it quick. And don’t take my stuff!

[bendy-t-demon]

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Name’s Bendy! welcome to the Gang.

I’m here because Cuphead decided it’d be a good idea to get this app, so the rest of us decided to aswell.

You can ask me questions, or don’t! Not like I give a damn.

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//| Hihi! Blog owner here! You can find me at @twisted-lord ! Here’s some rules of engagement and facts!:

Bendy is about 30. However I am 17, so nothing TOO sexual, please. Innuendos, jokes and suggestive content are all well and good.

T.R.A.S.H, weirdos (zoophiles, proshippers, etc.), bad people, DNI.

Bendy is a Raging Bisexual and will flirt with everyone.

If I’m answering something OOC, it’ll be in white italics like this and have ‘OOC//‘ next to it. |\\

With that out of the way, Happy asking!

[bendy-t-demon]

Would you ever let your brother(?) Boris date Cuphead?—

…What the Blot.

[bendy-t-demon]

Bendy, what do you think of Bendystraw (you x Cuphead) and Blueink (you x Mugman)?

…tf does ‘x’ mean?? Is it like ‘vs’??? Am I fighting them???

[bendy-t-demon]

To speak on cuphead behalf..

Uhhh-

HE WAS DARED TO DO IT BY SHELLY!

(Runs away)

Oh. Well okay-

Wonder why the Shell would dare him to do that..

[bendy-t-demon]

What's your opinion on mugs? God guy, bad guy, something else?

The Cup’s Brother? Eh, he’s alright.

Boris seems to like him somewhat.. but that mean blue-nosed bastard seems to despise me.

[bendy-t-demon]

Hey uh... Not trying to make you mad or anything but... CUPHEAD STOLE THOSE GOGGLES YOU ALWAYS HAVE! I know you have been looking for em' so yeah... Heh... Try not to kill him!

That Motha fuck-

CUPHEAD!!!

(( @that-gambling-cup ))

[that-gambling-cup]

What goggles, I don't have any goggles

Meeeee? Stealing? Neeeveerrrr

[bendy-t-demon]

Give ‘em back, Cups…

[bendy-t-demon]

Hey uh... Not trying to make you mad or anything but... CUPHEAD STOLE THOSE GOGGLES YOU ALWAYS HAVE! I know you have been looking for em' so yeah... Heh... Try not to kill him!

That Motha fuck-

CUPHEAD!!!

(( @that-gambling-cup ))

[bendy-t-demon]

Since cuphead has a TV, does that mean you do too? If so, then what do you watch? (If you can get it working)

Yep, it’s working. Boris taught me a thing or two about how to work tech made by GENT.

Frickin’ TVs? Like I get the pipes and machinery but TVs?

As for what I watch.. Usually just whatever’s on. The news, sports, etc.

[bendy-t-demon]

Can you or can you not turn your head 360? I was just wondering because well, it came to mind randomly.

(P.S. BTW YOUR LIKE MY MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER IN MOTM!!!)

I can!

Feels weird, but I can. This girl I knew when I was younger used to spin my head like a Top for amusement-

Good news? I don’t get dizzy easily anymore.

Bad news?… yeah she got barfed on HARD.

Also what’s.. ‘MOTM’? That like a picture show or sum? I ain’t no actor, not anymore.

[bendy-t-demon]

If you had to describe cuphead in one word, how would you describe him?

Foolish.

He’s a Gambling addict, suicidal and illiterate. Can’t get much worse than that.

[bendy-t-demon]

Sooo Bendy... Would you ever consider the possibility of getting to know Cuphead a little better maybe? Who knows, you guys could become good friends, if you aren't already!

Eh.. Maybe. But what’s there to know?

He’s a porcelain prick with a nasty gambling habit. But.. we’re decent friends, I’d say. We tolerate each other atleast.

Maybe, though…

[that-gambling-cup]

If a wood chucker chuck a wood chuck how much wood do a wood chucker chuck a wood?

...I am too high for this-

[bendy-t-demon]

WHY ARE YOU HIGH!?

[bendy-t-demon]

Soooo bendy got any crushes??..👀👀

Eh.. Thought I liked Betty for a while. But nah.

There was this Dame I knew..

We ain’t exactly on Speakin’ terms anymore though.

Why?

[bendy-t-demon]

Sooooo bendy

Any new dates ya looking forward to?

Dates? Nah.. Nothin’ goin’ for me right now.

This adventure I’m on has a distinct lack of damsels.

Except Shelly- but she’s one of them Lesbians, so.

[that-gambling-cup]

hi dad look what i drew

Heh-

I don't know if I should be offended or find this hillariosu

[stupidrockeater]

i have a bendy version wanna see

[that-gambling-cup]

Absolutely.

[stupidrockeater]

[that-gambling-cup]

HAH.

@bendy-t-demon STINKY🫵

[bendy-t-demon]

How DARE you.

[bendy-t-demon]

Hello Bendy darling, I just wanna say you're adorable and ask how you feel about cuppy?

From Webbie Dearest

[I'm using Cupheads color because purple isn't working]

Well, hello to you too!

Cup? Ah, he’s a good guy… most of the time. Little irritable but who isn’t in this hell hole?

And you ain’t too bad lookin’ yourself, Toots!

[bendy-t-demon]

what if a dacing hotdog broke your house and then you did a backflip then the dacing hotdog does a backflip then Cuphead fly's in the sky then mugman's nose explodes

…How.. How am I meant to answer this..?