[shirleytemplar-blog]

I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

Love is lame tbh, it only gets you like 7 points in scrabble

[vikander]

[hogwarts-house-traits]

Each House Insulting Someone....

HUFFLEPUFF:

RAVENCLAW:

GRYFFINDOR:

SLYTHERIN:

[lotta-soup]

the accuracy hurts.

[nervouscrashh]

[bitwisdom]

i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine

[jenngofett-deactivated20140407]

If you’re someone who gets to cuddle every night with the person you wanna cuddle with you can just fuck right off

[voteforbart-deactivated20181007]

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

[chemicalsmile-deactivated201303]

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

[mushdooom-deactivated20131127]

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people.

not even three

[beneaththe-willow-blog]

Sometimes I confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar.

[beneaththe-willow-blog]

i just picked up and dropped off an irish tourist, thumbing on the side of the road. wat.

[jps-lifeofequines]

One of the only decent photos I got this week

Westbrook Shoreline Classic 2, 1.15 meter jumpers

[imjust-a-girl]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Animal Photobombs (Part 1) Previously: Celebrity Faceswaps, Derpy Cats, Grinning Dogs

[simonsaysbark]

Corgi Puppy Friday! ;)

[heipelikdunia-deactivated201410]

[ambers-heard]

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

[kittenwithamitten]

Reblog every time

[jon-snowings]

WHICH OF YOU LITTLE SHITS NAMED IT SWIGGITY SWAG THE NIGHTMARE STAG

I AM DYING

[acquaintedwithrask]

UGLY LAUGHTER