everyone has a price.

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dcmonicprcdigy‌:

      ❝ Don’t you prefer a disney song? ❞ 

     “Can’t say I’m not curious which song you’d pick.”

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strcysouls‌:

     Perhaps curiosity would finally get the better of him today, but he nonetheless heeded the summons without hesitation. “ I could make a number of tasteless jokes concerning gifts. I think I’ll behave myself however, if only because it’s your birthday. ” To avoid riling up poor Tetcho again.

     “Ah, but. It’s yours as well, is it not? You should be free to make whatever comments you so wish. Granted I’m curious to see what your sharp tongue had in mind for me in the matter of gifts. Well -- stay still for now. I’ll put mine on for you.” the wordless ‘you’re welcome’ is implied. a leatherbound box is fished out of his breastpocket, flipping it open with ease. a soft jingle should be more than enough to give it away but anyway -- 

     a collar, slipped around jono’s throat and fastened with a self-satisfied grin on the blonde’s countenance. he even flicks the bell on it once for good measure, entirely happy with himself.

     “Perfect fit. I just knew this would suit you perfectly.”

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 abyssalreded replied to your post:

" Happy birthday leader! ~ " she waves energetically in the background

     enthusiasm met in kind, of course! “Miss Montgomery. Thank you for the warm wishes. Today’s celebrations ought to blow all the others out of the park.”

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dcmonicprcdigy‌:

    ❝ What about saying happy birthday to you? C’mon, be generous for once! ❞ 

     “I am plenty generous to those I deem worth it. That’s a little better. Wont you sing it to me instead?”

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Lovecraft is gifting him a fairly large gemstone he’s been keeping hidden away on a sunken ship, it’s color matches those of Fitz’s eyes. “Happy Birthday...”

     “For me?” of course he recognizes that color – how could he not? he looks in the mirror more than enough times. see teruko, even an old eldritch god knows how to present things! “Why thank you. I simply adore that glimmer. I’m not sure I’ve seen one of its ilk in quite some time. It’s been said to be lost to history -- ah, did you go digging around the trenches for it?”

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strcysouls replied to your post:

Jono vc: Oh joy. I had wondered if Teruko ordered a stripper. Took your time getting here.

     “Being fashionably late is only customary for the birthday boy as dictated per social etiquette. Ah, speaking of which, I have a present for you as well. Come here.” gestures. not that he could see him curl his finger but whatever the point’s been made.

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dcmonicprcdigy replied to your post:

❝ Oh party party! Gimme that champagne ❞

     How boorish. Not only are you poor, you also lack manners. Try again and I might think about it, old sport.

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ruinneux replied to your post: 

now that you’re here, it just ended.

     Not to your liking? Perhaps the afterparty would be more to your tastes.

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FITZGERALD HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BOSS I COULDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING THAT YOU COULDN'T GET YOURSELF BUT I DID HANDMAKE YOU THIS CARD IT HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE

     Why, a priceless gift indeed. One whose worth is more.. sentimental than monetary. Your company and affections expressed through said card is greatly appreciated as per usual, Mister Twain.

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"Hey Rich bitch!" She's yeeting a piece of paper that has macaroni glued onto it. The macaroni is shaped to resemble Fitz's face-- at least as close as she could get it to be. She's out as quickly as she came.

     – woah!

     yeeted piece of paper: acquired! he fumbles with it for a second now that he realizes what it is and, geez. the indelicacy of it all! what if his gift got ruined??

     “Miss Teruko,” he calls out, even though she’s already booking it – which only makes him raise his tone a little more so she could hear him. “When presenting a gift, one must at least be a little more within the vicinity so I could thank you properly!”

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     clears throat.

     his entrance, of course, is made with the triggering of a fog machine, a spotlight, a few fireworks, a rain of gold confetti and music blasting -- mimosa in hand of course. what kind of birthday is it without birthday champagne.

    “Now the party can start.”

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       ♘ PRICELESS TEARS |

     No. No, no, no. He was absolutely not ready to be awake or alive. After yesterday’s catastrophes, the last thing Jono desired was to wake up aching, in unfamiliar territory, and with the full awareness he (and the rest of the Hunting Dogs) effectively belong to one Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.

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          rudest host of all time? rudest host of all time. guess who’s rapping at the door with sharp knocks! wakey wakey. he needs attention, that’s why he personally came to fetch the dogs obviously. “Breakfast is going to get cold. Your team almost ate their way through my credit card limit yesterday, so I’m going to assume you’re going to need food as well.”

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♔ | The Hunting Dogs Slip Their Leashes | ♔

Summary: After learning from Tetcho of the government’s plans to re-condition the Hunting Dogs into mindless obedience, Jono infiltrates the nearby testing facility to obtain files on the project. It results in his capture, and the rest of the Hunting Dogs setting out to free him before they’re all subjected to the intended experiments.

OOC Info: Link to the Google Doc recording the Discord RP. Other connected RPs/storylines found on each Hunting Dog’s blogs.

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nice day for a stroll. i think i’ll be hitting up the local shelter right about now. i hear there’s some dogs there of my interest that’s going to be needing some help fairly soon.

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who broke it? i’m not angry. i just want to know.

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strcysouls·:

      ♘ PRICELESS TEARS |

    “Well, well. You are generous, aren’t you? You know how to entice someone with an intriguing offer. But I don’t wish to appear overeager, so I’m afraid I’ll have to take time to consider your proposal.”

A damn shame. Well, you know where to find me. You'll find that I'm a very patient instructor. I think I'd quite enjoy the sight of you kneeling before me, so I'm looking forward to it.

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strcysouls·:

     ♘ PRICELESS TEARS |

     “That’s the sort of sight that would almost tempt me to wish I wasn’t blind.”

I’m sure you’re imaginative enough. Though -- if it’s not something they’ve taught you, perhaps I could fill in the gaps in your training, hm? I’d happily bring you to your knees.