Dancing Queen

Benji Puckerman. 18 years old. Fresh Meat. Dance major. Education minor. Catch me freerunning through campus in Assassin's Creed cosplay.

[benjipuckerman]

lexixpuck :

“Did I say anything it being a horror movie,  Benjamin? And don’t be calling me sis, since you’ve been forcing yourself onto me.”  Lexi snipped back at him as she shined her flashlight at where she heard him and walked towards him. “Why are you here, anyway?”

“You sound like a scared Final Girl,” he teased, still walking towards her. “Benjamin? Really? C’mon, Lex. Even Noe doesn’t call me that unless I’ve really fucked up. Distancing yourself from us doesn’t change the fact that you’re our sister. C’mon... I always wanted an older sis.”

When the two finally found each other, he shrugged, giving her a big smile. “I was on my way home before Coop started to worry, but then I heard a Final Girl in trouble.”

[benjipuckerman]

lexixpuck :

When The Lights Go Out | F2F

Lexi always had this habit of sneaking off to the Newspaper office and spend at least 12 hours without any breaks. She was jamming to Make Me Feel and took a sip of her coffee when the lights went out. She furrowed her eyebrows as she grabbed her flashlight, grabbed her keys after covering up her work and headed outside. “Hello?” She called out, kicking herself in the butt, because no one in their right mind would call out.

Coming from a farm, Benji barely batted an eye when the lights went out; he had already experienced his fair share of power outages (if where he and his brother were living at the time had power at all), so the only reason why he chose to leave the dance studio was in case Cooper started to worry about the location of those who lived in Beta House.

He was starting to walk back home when he heard Lexi call out. “It’s not a horror movie, Sis. It’s a power outage,” he teased, heading towards the sound of her voice.

[benjipuckerman]

best thing about being a cheerleader?

Having a place to do flips and tricks where you don’t have to worry about accidentally knocking cups of coffee out wrestler’s hands.

[benjipuckerman]

Name 3 males, 2 females, and 1 NB individual that you'd fuck here, regardless of where you or they rest on the Kinsey scale ~SG

Males are easy:

Kurt Hummel

Aiden Weston

‘Steve Evans’

Girls are hard, but I’ll try:

Margaret Pierce 

Jessie Cohen-Chang

And for Non-binary folks, I’ll say:

Emerson Taylor

This is all hypothetical, of course. Kurtie’s the only one I’m interested in.

@cordellahummel, @aiden-weston, @steveevanscordella, @themargaretgrace @fiercelyemerson, @jgracefull

[benjipuckerman]

cordellahummel :

That’s really nice that I am number one! Of course, I think I got asked all this too!

Is it?  I noticed. You’re lucky I’m not the jealous type, Kurtie. 

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aiden-weston :

Sexy. Well, maybe the baton then.

Thank you? I’m not sure if that’s what my parents had in mind, but I’ll take that compliment any day. Good choice!

Also not my speed, but I appreciate the creativity.

Thanks! Sorry about not picking to be a sexy cop... maybe I’ll keep that idea in mind for next year.

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jgracefull :

Cool! Problem with that is I have have no earthly idea what things I would even need to purchase as materials. Is there a crafts store or something we should swing by?

Yeah! There’s a Michael’s not too far from here. Between the stuff we buy and all the old costume pieces I have saved up, we should be able to make two super gnarly costumes.

I’ll ask Noe if he can drive us!

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aiden-weston :

I certainly see your point. Let’s say 50 points, then it’ll be equivalent to having sex with the TA in a lecture theatre.

That’s still a little low, in my opinion, but it’s your game, so I’ll accept the point value.

Besides. Who cares. I’m getting 10,000 points anyway. 

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tinasaapanda :

Now that is a splendid Idea, movie reviews.

Well, yeah! Who doesn’t love a good movie review? Especially for high-budget movies.

Now would be a great time to start them, too, because from now until the New Year, there’ll be way too many coming out all at once for people to watch them all. They’ll be searching for reviews to know which ones are worth their time and money. 

[benjipuckerman]

Name 3 males, 2 females, and 1 NB individual that you'd fuck here, regardless of where you or they rest on the Kinsey scale ~SG

Males are easy:

Kurt Hummel

Aiden Weston

‘Steve Evans’

Girls are hard, but I’ll try:

Margaret Pierce 

Jessie Cohen-Chang

And for Non-binary folks, I’ll say:

Emerson Taylor

This is all hypothetical, of course. Kurtie’s the only one I’m interested in.

@cordellahummel, @aiden-weston, @steveevanscordella, @themargaretgrace @fiercelyemerson, @jgracefull

[benjipuckerman]

aiden-weston :

Good question. Depends, how many people are typically in each of your dance studio classes?

25. But it’s also a lot more ballsy since you can definitely sit in the back seat of a lecture hall and fuck without someone noticing... Fucking in a studio while everyone’s supposed to be dancing and moving is way harder. 

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aiden-weston :

Exactly, plus you can use the handcuffs all year long.

Aiden Weston. How’s the halloween prep going Benji?

I prefer being held down by pure strength, but that’s just me.

Nice name. Very James Bond in feel. It’s going well! I think I’ve pretty much decided on Batgirl based on people’s opinions.

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mercyjonescordella :

So I made some cupcakes for our little sisters and well I was in my zone listening to music I made way too many, so if anyone wants some please take them off my hands, if you don’t I will keep eating them and I don’t need it,

Me! ME!

Pretty please?

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lexixpuck :

I’ve been debating on making a public annoucment, like I’ve been going back and forth on this subject. The Newspaper office is no place for late night hook ups or hook ups period. If I go into the office and it smells like sex one more time, there will be hell to pay and will be putting a story on the front page, embarrasing those who have hooked up in the office. We now have to get a new couch, which will be coming out of the budget of the newspaper, that could’ve been used for different things.

Why not just invest in a lock, Sis?

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aiden-weston :

Last night, I came to the depressing realization that I haven’t had sex in over two weeks. I’ve been spending all of my time studying, and while it is important to keep up with academics, I think I’m long overdue to have some fun.

So, in order to encourage myself to have fun while also studying for midterms and not annoying my roommate by bringing home random guys, I have come up with a fun little game. Feel free to play along, but you are certainly not obliged to do so. Keep in mind, these activities may or may not be legal, so the points are only valid if you get consent.

5 points = sex in a library. 15 points = sex in a lecture theatre. 25 points = sex in a lecture theatre during a lecture. 50 points = sex in a lecture theatre with the cute TA. 100 points = sex in a lecture theatre with the professor. 10,000 points = sex in a lecture theatre with professor during a lecture.

How many points for in one of the school’s dance studios? I don’t have any classes in lecture halls.

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lexixpuck :

Here’s a tip, google Halloween costumes yourself, Benji. Thats what a lot of us do and not rely on other people or peer influences. 

Woah.

Who peed in your Cheerios, Lex?

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fiercelyemerson :

Supergirl, Obvi. Or Powergirl. Or Batgirl. 

That’s the second vote for Bat Girl. Apparently I give off some serious Barbara Gordon vibes. 

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jgracefull :

Damn. I wish I had the patience to make my own costumes. You should help me. Maybe it would be less boring if I did it with somebody else. If you’re into other DC chicks, you might make a real kickass Batwoman. But like, if you don’t like that idea, it’s fine because I would totes go as her instead.

Oh my god, Benji! That costume is bomb! Wish I could… ya know, make things!

I could! We should make our costumes together!