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Benny Smith|17|Student| Hiya fellas! The names Benny and you're a silly nugget. boyfriend

[luca-waterfield]

We’re already living together and we haven’t killed each other yet, so yeah. 

[benny-smith]

I'm a-afraid to say yes...

[luca-waterfield]

No. 

But seriously. marry me. I want to get a house and a ugly cat that we call Mozart, or princess monster trucker.  

[benny-smith]

...You really want me too?

[luca-waterfield]

Benny, boo boo. Do you want to marry me? Do you want to be Mrs. Benjamin Waterfield? 

[benny-smith]

When you're sober, Luca.

[luca-waterfield]

Drunk talking is sober thinking! 

[benny-smith]

Ask me again when you're sober, Luca.

[luca-waterfield]

…What? No, the other one.

[benny-smith]

What's the other one?

[luca-waterfield]

Ben, Benny, Benjamin, what is my motto?

[benny-smith]

"It's okay to lick the other side of the lamp?"

[luca-waterfield]

ME!

[benny-smith]

W-What? You're drunk...

[luca-waterfield]

Benjamin, will you marry?

[benny-smith]

Will I marry? One day, I hope!

[luca-waterfield]

How would you know if it is silly or not, that might just be how it is supposed to sound.

Benny Leonardo Smith, I have something important I need to ask you!

[benny-smith]

W-What?

[wallis-davies]

I don’t see why he would be a turn on, but ‘kay.  

[benny-smith]

Oh, he is! You just have to see him uhm...w-well, I hope you don't see him like that.

[luca-waterfield]

Pfft, no It doesn’t. My dirty talking is always on point. 

[benny-smith]

Sometimes it sounds kind of silly.

[wallis-davies]

Right, and that’s a turn off?

[benny-smith]

Well...they wouldn't be Luca.

[wallis-davies]

Sooo, people who’s not like 100 years old then? 

[benny-smith]

Exactly! They have so much more life experience than me.

[luca-waterfield]

I’m Luke Skywalker and your ass is the Death Star.

[benny-smith]

Your dirty talk needs work.

[luca-waterfield]

We won’t because we’re super awesome and I say so. And after that I’m taking you up the the cliff for some sexy time up there, and if a hobo happens to sneak a peak through the window then we’ll just have to live with that.

[benny-smith]

My bums gonna be real sore by the time breaks over.

[luca-waterfield]

Sexy plans. Like I how the schools are closed, I wanna sneak into the algebra classroom, do you on Mr. Mitchell’s desk.

[benny-smith]

Wh-What if we get c-caught, Luca?

[wallis-davies]

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever heard anyone ever say, oh my god haha. 

[benny-smith]

Well, I like people who are my age.