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sam: youre late.

colby: i wasn’t even going to come, don’t start.

jake: making my way downtown

jake: walking fast

jake: walking a little bit slowler so my steps match with tara’s because she’s short

jake: i’ve done a lot of dumb shit.

sam: i witnessed the dumb shit.

corey: i recorded the dumb shit.

colby: i joined you in on the dumb shit.

kevin: i tried to stop you from dOING THE DUMB SHIT !!

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hi hi i’m so thankful for all the love and compliments i’ve been getting lately !!! from favorite snc blog to just someone that makes you smile with my content ! it honestly means so much to me just to know i can make someones day a little better !! to everyone, know you can always, always, always, message me about anything ! i may not respond soon, as you can tell im not very active on here. i am very active on twitter though, ( @golbachwebber ), so of course message me there !!

colby: sam! here’s your birthday present!

sam: colby it’s a box of toy birds...

colby: yes but look under the toy birds. there’s a card

sam: *gets the card* happy bird-day bub, love colby

colby: *laughing histarically* happy 23rd bird day

jake: i’m not doing well.. i have this headache that comes and goes

sam: hmm how l-

colby: *walks in the room*

jake: there it goes again

Colby: the food is to hot i can’t eat it.

Corey: you’re too hot and i still eat you.

Elton: one dinner! JUST ONE FUCKING DINNER!

colby: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together brother

corey, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

hii lil update !!

sorry i’ve been so frickin ia,, twitter is hording my life bahah but i’ll try to be more active on here. ty all for the positive messages and love !! u all mean the world to me !! nvr stop being u and follow my twitter @/goldengolbach and stream fandom by waterparks

BRO YOU ARE KILLING IT!!!!! KEEP IT UP MAN YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!

TYY AAHH I LUV UU SMSMSM

Elton: there’s seven chairs and ten kids. what do you do?

Corey: have everyone stand up

Sam: get more chairs.

Colby: the most important ones can sit

Jake, eating a bag of doritos: just kill three

{kat and sam walking alone on a dark night}

kat: its dark and scary, sam

sam: dont worry babe i got you

sam: *stomps his feet on the ground making his sketchers light up*

kat: why are you like this

YOU ARE SO FREAKING HILARIOUS OH MY GOSH THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I THINK I’VE EVER SEEN SO THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THE WORLD WITH YOUR CREATIONS

broo i fucking love you so muchh. this literally makes my day better! and im hoping i can make anyone who needs a laugh to laugh or smile a bit!

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Sorry if I accidentally blew up anyone’s notifications but I found the funniest blog @samandcolby-incorrectquotes and I have been dying laughing for 15 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂

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AAAHHHH THANK YOU SM SM THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME😚😚

jake, bored in a hotel room: do you guys think i could fit fiveteen marshmallows in my mouth?

sam: youre a danger to soiciety, you know that

colby: and a coward. do twenty

colby: i am the ultimate third wheel

sam cuddling with kat: you shouldn’t think that way, colbs

jake holding hands with tara: yeah, what makes you say that?

corey fully making out with devyn: completely untrue

colby: wow, i have fully leveled up to the seventh wheel. i am powerful.

*on their way to another tfil trip*

elton: finally we’re here, help and grab some bags.

sam: okay i’ll help *grabs his and a few other bags*

corey: *grabs two bags* oh, jake can you grab and shake out the carpet?

jake: uh huh *grabs the dog him, corey, and colby snuck in the car and starts vigorously shaking it*

sam:hoW diD yOu BRinG a DoG wiThOUt mE nOTicIng?!??!

jake: *still shaking the dog*

corey: JAKEOHMYGAWWWDPLEASESTOp-!

jake: yOu SaId tO sHaKE tHe cAR pEt

sam and colby: *screams*

elton: *shaking his head disappointedly and walking in the hotel*

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