Meg

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[just-another-twilight-blog]

Tfw you realize the reason Edward is so worried about being "damned" is because Carlisle is and he's been hearing all his self-hating thoughts for a century

[anarcho-vampirism]

edward pays jacob to constantly interrupt his chess games with alice so that she can't see what his moves are going to be

[softjaspers]

Alice: when I was little-

Jasper, snorting: was

[bassiter]

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Take Me To Church by Hozier except he’s practicing it alone in the front of an empty cathedral, while you watch, hidden, from far behind the pews. He’s at least physically alone, because when you search for the source of the backing vocals, you see no one else. 

[softjaspers]

Jasper: If you don’t do your work you’ll end up at Mcdonalds

Emmett: We’re going to Mcdonalds if I don’t do my work?

Jasper: Wha- NO

[softjaspers]

Emmetts not allowed to drive anymore because one time Edward bent over and Emmett hit the breaks so hard ed hit his head and got knocked out for 2 days straight 

[emmettmccartycullen]

“I had an adrenaline rush, it’s very common, you can google it” he really just googled “reasons someone could lift a car” and stuck with the first yahoo questions answer that came up huh

[do-i-dazzle-you]

Charlie: Who’s on the phone?

Bella: Edward from school.

Charlie: Edward from school? At three in the morning? *takes phone* Who is this?

Edward: It’s Edward... from school?

Charlie: Oh really? What are you wearing, “Edward from school?”

Edward: Uh... khakis

[volturialice]

the most romantic scene in the twilight saga is this one in midnight sun where alice helps jasper cheat at chess

[softjaspers]

twilight as buzzfeed unsolved

Alice and Jasper

Emmett and Rosalie

Bella and Rosalie

Carlisle and Esme (sleep deprived if they could be)

Edward and Emmett

Aro and Carlisle

Caius and Marcus

the volturi

Jacob @ any vampire

Bella @ the volturi when she decided to have that demon baby

[gxnya]

bella: if you keep saying you don’t have a soul then I guess that means we can’t be soulmates anymore haha

edward, locking himself in his room for the next 3 days:

[breakingisabella]

edward, seconds before telling the rest of the cullens that he’d accidentally fallen in love with a human:

[volturialice]

do y’all ever wonder how long jasper stood there outside the restroom in the phoenix airport going jesus damn, bella, how constipated ARE you

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[twilightslut]

Imagine being a random kid at Forks high school who saw Edward stop Tyler's van with his barehands but no one fucking believes you and you're just standing there like

[slim-jpeg]

Twilight cemented the idea of me wanting to live in an expensive house that's basically just windows in the middle of the woods and also have a lavish wedding in said woods

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose