what big T E E T H you have.

keaton / m / collector, not a hoarder [indie keaton/flannel fire emblem rp blog]

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“So, it was you.” {hi~! :3}

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“What was me?”

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“Hey, I said stop!”

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“What? I’m givin’ ‘im a home. If I don’t pick up what’s left, they’ll just rot. It’d be a waste.”

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[bowmcn]

wastelandmama:

kilgravesjessica:

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

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Whew, that was a good nap.

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If I gave you a belly rub, would you do the same shit that you’d do when I scratch your ears?

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You mean absolutely nothing?

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hammerheade replied to your post

Don’t tell me

What?

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[hammerheade]

Somethin’s tellin’ me you’re a liar. 

[ Keeps scratching behind his ear ]

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That’s a pretty rude thing to call a guy you just met. Especially one that let you pet ‘im.

[ Wagging intensifies. ]

[hammerheade]

So you’re telling me if I just do this…

[ Casually starts scratching behind his ears. ]

…Nothin’s gonna happen?

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Yyyep.

[ Muffled tail wagging in the distance. ]

I mean, you can keep tryin’ to find somethin’ new if you want. I’m not stoppin’ you, but I’m not really gonna do anything.

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hammerheade replied to your post:Got ‘em.

If I scratch behind your ear, will you do that thing dogs do?

Whaaat? Pssh, ‘course not.

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hammerheade replied to your post:Got ‘em.

Question.

Yeah?

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Got ‘em.

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it sounds like you followed a vulture in circles. or it’s mocking you. one or the other.

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vulture tracking 101: if a vulture’s circling somewhere that means there’s some reeeally fresh meat around and i gotta find it first. or a super cool treasure.

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saadistic replied to your post:Yeah, I know I know where I am because I’ve seen...

have you been walking in circles again

no i was following a vulture to see if i could get a cool opossum or something i know where i’m going

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they have seen my ＳＴＲＥＮＧＴＨ for themselves,            have watched me rise from the ᵈᵃʳᵏⁿᵉˢˢ of war,                   ᵈʳⁱᵖᵖⁱⁿᵍ with my enemies’ ＢＬＯＯＤ. i drove       ｆｉｖｅ ＧＲＥＡＴ ｇｉａｎｔｓ into ⓒⓗⓐⓘⓝⓢ, chased                                                                                     ᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʳᵃᶜᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵃʳᵗʰ.

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Yeah, I know I know where I am because I’ve seen that same pile of moss six times today.