Harvey Berkard @berkard - Tumblr Blog

If you lose all your friends because you are an obsessive, cruel, abusive POS, you lost your friends because you are a cruel, obsessive, abusive POS–

Not because anyone “stole” anything from you. You can’t steal people. By going around telling people that someone stole your friends and RP partners you’re just showing that you’re a grade A abuser who thinks people are your toys to play with!!

#to the people in the back #OOC

misskittygrimm

Moodboard: Wuthering Heights

#[ missing home ]

jenniferstolzer

We may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later we push up flowers.

Grim Fandango (via jenniferstolzer)

#[ just mortician things ]

You shouldn't be afraid of death. Like birth, it's one of the two major events of existence you're never alone in accomplishing.

Harvey Berkard

#[ just mortician things ]#death

What does Harvey look like naked?

#asks #Anonymous #nsfw #maybe?

oh-yeah-no

Got you, binch

@berkard

berkard

don't drag me like this in public it's rude

@charnelcorps

@berkard

@oh-yeah-no

Hurtful

oh-yeah-no

don’t be a baby

berkard

Do you get your sick pleasure being mean to people online while you sit on your holy throne being cute and shit? DO YOU?

@oh-yeah-no

Hurtful

#OOC #not out of context #callout post

MUSE AESTHETICS: HORROR EDITION

Bold what applies to your muse.

Tagged by: @ghostly-haunts

Tagging: Anyone who wants to play

CLASSIC.

black and white. powder puffs. red lipstick. winged eyeliner. white kitten heels. black lace lingerie. icy blue eyes. rain. abandoned cars. skeletons. acid. poison. voyeurism. switchblades. strangling. overcoats. looking over your shoulder. trans-atlantic accents. private detectives. dinner parties. haunted mansions. cobwebs. perfect blonde curls. kitchen knives. shock. cellars. ghosts. dark alleys. empty streets. horn-rimmed glasses. radiation. zombies. serial murder. suspicion. paranoia. the city. witches. the devil. cannibalism. conspiracies. amulets. abject terror. the american south. the american northeast. britain. analog cameras.

CRYPTID & URBAN LEGEND.

aliens. blinding light. dark woods. driving at night. claw marks. bite marks. men in black. memory loss. dismembered bodies. sewers. flashlights. cell phones. video cameras. cars with tinted windows. unlabeled cassette tapes. bugs. big cities. urban crimes.clowns. something rustling outside your window. glowing light. unsolved mysteries.suburbia. mirrors. the american pacific northwest. the american midwest. hiking. backpacking.

GOTHIC.

gaslights. corsets. ballrooms. candlelight. mist. starless nights. full moons. cobbled streets. horse-drawn carriages. mysterious strangers. bogs. moors. forests. mountains. castles. velvet. silver. brass. gold. jewels. domino masks. the opera. dangerous romances. tragic romances. violins. roses. lilies. empty graves. crosses. cemeteries. snow. ice. the gallows. crows. milk-white skin. ambiguous illness. fangs. pointed nails. something howling in the night. capes. gloves. top hats. straight razors. lightning. pipe organs. underground caverns. bats. mice. rats. ravens. cats. pearls. attics. talismans. axes. wood. isolation in a room full of people. vampires. werewolves. ghosts. coffins. western europe. eastern europe. bones. churches. catacombs. mausoleums. books.

PARANORMAL.

malevolent spirits. seances. spells. missing bodies. hidden graves. white noise. static. flickering lights. rings of salt. demons. poltergeists. dark histories. old buildings.cold air. wells. urban exploration. a dog barking at unseen things. iconoclasm. black ooze. old photographs. dark bodies of water. crucifixes. priests. possession. exorcisms. dolls.

SLASHER.

bloodbaths. massacres. wanton nudity. newspapers. leather jackets. letterman jackets. converse sneakers. obscured faces. social unrest. bonfires. lakes. babysitters. high school. lockers. dead leaves in the fall. jack-o’-lanterns. passing shadows. outdated television sets. nightmares. psychiatrists. hospitals. unstoppable forces. gunfire. police. landline telephones. improvised weapons. halloween. secrets. revelations. cut wires. character masks. scrunchies. wild curls. jeering children. parties. fire. swearing. revulsion. california. the american midwest. ambulances.

THRILLER.

daylight. fluorescent lighting. morgues. unwavering eye contact. tension. lit rooms. empty rooms. killer in plain sight. a dog digging in the newly-planted flower bed. steely gazes. paperwork. anagrams. codes. convicted killers. missing persons. law enforcement. federal agents. small towns. suspicion. paranoia. subdued terror. dimly-lit parking lots. a noise in the distance.

#prompts

theghostsofbrucewayneskids

Send me a 🎬 and I'll post a gif of something my muse wants to do to yours

#our characters don't have to have met #I'll just base it off first impressions via tumblr #it'll be funny #prompts

kitajgorod

there are lost souls haunting the woods.

facebook.com/kitajgorod | instragram.com/kitajgorod

#[ missing home ]

paradisebythecandlelight-blog

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.

Lemony Snicket, “The Reptile Room” (via paradisebythecandlelight)

#[ words to live by ]

As I try to catch up on content from a year’s absence from WoW, I can’t help but think the Player Character is the best and most psychotic character in the game.

Thinking on the aspect that there’s only one Player Character and not millions in the world, there is this one person who started off a nobody and immediately raised to the ranks of a GOD either upon waking from a coma or after a few months of murdering everything and anything in their path for a pair of pants.

This person says nothing at all. They just show up and NPCs are unable to contain themselves and blurt out that they need help. The person stares at them, unwavering, until the NPC offers them a boon of 10 silver and a cooking recipe to kill an entire population of murlocs on the coast. Silently the visitor leaves, to return 15 minutes later having slaughtered the entire coast. They get their recipe then sit on the floor for 30 minutes before leaving.

Atop the Icecrown Citadel, as the Lich King say head, Tirion Fordring stands in confusion as this horror of a person repeats,” INVISIBLE. INVISIBLE. INVISIBLE.” When asked if they mean Invincible and are told that the horse wasn’t even there, they yell,” If it isn’t invisible then why can’t I see it?” Tirion Fordring is concerned.

The only other times the Player Character speaks is in short, disjointed Common either from it not being their first language or maybe they’ve been hit on the head for too long. “Mana”, “Buffs”, and “Summon” are all common phrases they shout randomly for no reason, along with “WTS Enchantment PST” as they dance naked atop the mailbox near the auction house.

They will spend weeks, months, and sometimes even years killing the same people over and over for a participation ribbon and a made up title. They sometimes completely obliterate the things they’re sent to kill in their excitement that an animal with 4 hooves will drop 1 or none at all, so they have to kill even more. They will do anything and everything for a fancy hat. They’ve saved Azeroth countless times over decades. The silent and ever vigilant God that should be heralded the world over is nothing more than a mercenary for the world to hire, perhaps out of fear that acknowledging the creature’s power, what they themselves have forged, may release it from their control like saying Beetlejuice three times and set the world on fire.

#OOC #world of warcraft