Medway Observation #3.
So, I attended another glorious night at Krystals nightclub Saturday on New Road. Further into the evening I became quite aware of someone a bit close behind me, I allowed one bum grab before I was ready to attack but I done the clever thing and moved away. Said gentleman; we observed floating around in a drug fueled bubble expressionless and rubbing his boner while standing behind girls. We told security and he was escorted from the premises with his terrifying boner in his Joey Essex pants. A few weeks ago a girl threw my friend to the floor for accidentally banging into her, dragged her by her hair across the floor, then headbutted her and knocked her out. I'm probably the least ladylike person I know but fuck me my mother bought me up better than to headbutt girls in clubs.
