Bernard the greatest detective/theorist ever

[berningwithpassion]

Holy, @ava-likes-fanart's FOURTH Tumblr account

Guys i actually need real help now, someone stop me-

Also the person behind the accounts of

this robin: @the-blood-son-robin

I'm 17, turning 18 in like, a month, will update then

No dni's, just no weird magic anons like mpreg

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Also, this bernard will be aged around 17-18 unless stated otherwise

No cults or anything, I'm allowing my boy to be crazy in peace

Because I'm a huge Steph fan and have only really interacted with spoilers, this version of bernard is Steph's friend

If you are a spoiler blog, we are best friends now

Bern is still Tim's classmate and stuff, just, haven't reconnected.

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You can send conspiracy theory related asks but please mostly stuck to vigilantes (for my peace of mind)

I'm also organizing a collection of vigilante related theories for bernard, so if you have any suggestions, please send them over, oc included provided it follows standard dc timeline and please no crossover or overly meta characters

REMEMBER, there are no crazy theories for Bernard, he will be willing to investigate just about everything vigilante

I am up for both short goofy roleplays or planning out an actual storyline that spreads across multiple rp sessions.

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Ok with almost any ship

Bern x steph/tim/Kon/cass or even oc

Only criteria is

1) there must be an ongoing friendship btw them (roleplay wise)

2)Mun must pass my vibe check

3)Similar age range as bern. He's willing to date a few years older but never younger

Totally cool with poly too btw

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Is this a safe space to say that I hate Red Robin?

[berningwithpassion]

NO

[reality-of-prime]

Alright. Locking-In.

I have a PowerPoint to make for the whole Justice League. Don't bother me right now...

[raedhood]

Why..

[reality-of-prime]

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

am busy...

[berningwithpassion]

Doing what, looking up redhood fanart?

[reality-of-prime]

Dude my stalking skills have reallyyy worn off over the years, can you help me brush up on them?

You want my help... in shaprening your stalking skill? What makes you think I have that skill set?

[berningwithpassion]

What, lmao, I was asking you if I could stalk you

[reality-of-prime]

Ah. Now that makes more sense.

Hmmm.. sure? Wouldn't hurt anyone anyway.

[berningwithpassion]

Yeah exactly! And you could always know where I'm at so I'm not ACTUALLY stalking you ya know

[reality-of-prime]

Well, it's not easy to hide from a Kryptonian. Sooo~ [shrugging, nod]

[berningwithpassion]

Yeah!! You could always just, see or hear me

[starb3rrii]

I wanted to volunteer for adoption, but I don't wanna be your sister cause ur my wife 💍

whoopsiess hey if you wanna be adopted ill gladly step back from the list 💍

probability of being adopted isnt looking too good for me 🙂‍↔️

[berningwithpassion]

Nono it's ok 🥹

I WANT you to be adopted dude 🫶

[reality-of-prime]

Dude my stalking skills have reallyyy worn off over the years, can you help me brush up on them?

You want my help... in shaprening your stalking skill? What makes you think I have that skill set?

[berningwithpassion]

What, lmao, I was asking you if I could stalk you

[reality-of-prime]

Ah. Now that makes more sense.

Hmmm.. sure? Wouldn't hurt anyone anyway.

[berningwithpassion]

Yeah exactly! And you could always know where I'm at so I'm not ACTUALLY stalking you ya know

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

Heyyy, sp, how's it going with you?

how ISNT it going?

ive been mega focused on patrol. there’s practically no crime because of how quick i am to stop it!

[berningcauseimsohot]

Ok sooo

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

okay its fine you transitioned i’ll support you and you’ll always be my friend

but

why the fuck do you look like me????

[berningwithpassion]

Thanks dude, and who knows!

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

uhhhh anyways

besides the fact that you looking identical to me is psyching me out,

good for you!

[berningcauseimsohot]

Hmm, should I legally change my name to Stephanie?

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

i think people would actually start confusing us at that point

[berningwithpassion]

......... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[cass-the-ballerina]

Do you know the infamous I love atsushi fanfic 😶‍🌫️

Depends on which one… was it one of the more… sexual ones? If it wasn’t on Ao3 then no. I unfortunately know all of the others 🫩

[berningwithpassion]

The fanfiction is called i love atsushi i believe

And it's uhhh, very much fetish stuff 😭😭😭

[cass-the-ballerina]

I know whaat you mean then 😭

[berningwithpassion]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cass-the-ballerina]

I didn’t actually read it myself because I saw it and went nope nope nopeeeee

[berningwithpassion]

REAL DUDE

[cass-the-ballerina]

Do you know the infamous I love atsushi fanfic 😶‍🌫️

Depends on which one… was it one of the more… sexual ones? If it wasn’t on Ao3 then no. I unfortunately know all of the others 🫩

[berningwithpassion]

The fanfiction is called i love atsushi i believe

And it's uhhh, very much fetish stuff 😭😭😭

[cass-the-ballerina]

I know whaat you mean then 😭

[berningwithpassion]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[reality-of-prime]

So, a new rebranding?

New rebranding? I haven't done any recent rebranding. 🤨

[berningwithpassion]

I feel like you've changed a bit, like, you're not all over redhood right now??

[reality-of-prime]

Just cause I'm not causing Red Hood trouble by being his biggest fan, doesn't mean I've rebranded.

Maybe I've just gone... busy~

[berningwithpassion]

Oooh, spill the tea, what are you doing?

[reality-of-prime]

Oh, you know! The usual.

Saving lives. Stopping bad guys.

Reading comics.

What are you up to?

[berningwithpassion]

Eh, nothing much, I've just been running around town trying to find the best way to die of chemical poisoning

[reality-of-prime]

...and why'd you wanna die?

[berningwithpassion]

OI, I'm not TRYING to die intentionally

I just want to know, it's in pursuit of uh, knowledge

[reality-of-prime]

[suspicious look] Hmn. Sure. Right. Pursue its knowledge. And you didn't ask your boyfriend what death is?

[berningwithpassion]

What??? I'm not, I'm not dating ANYONE????

[reality-of-prime]

[reading tags] Oof. You sure about that? Not even like, in the comic canon? You're still single?

[berningwithpassion]

Yes I'm still single, whaddya mean???

[reality-of-prime]

You're supposed to be dating Tim Drake in canon, so, ya know. [shrug]

[berningwithpassion]

TIM, THAT GUY????? WHA

[reality-of-prime]

Yep. The guy whose stepmom you were crushin' on. Tim Drake. Timothy Drake. That guy.

[berningwithpassion]

I- don't know how to feel about this uhhh

[reality-of-prime]

[pat shoulder] It's okay. Maybe you just haven't met your Tim yet.

[berningwithpassion]

Hm, maybe so

[reality-of-prime]

Just take your time. Enjoy the single life~

[berningwithpassion]

Uhh, I don't think you should be saying that dude, aren't you like, incapable of not flirting with people all the time??

[reality-of-prime]

Hey! I have game, for your information...

[berningwithpassion]

Ehhhhh

[reality-of-prime]

It's true! Don't "ehhhh" me!

[berningwithpassion]

You know what, sure, whatever makes you happy prime

[reality-of-prime]

It's true though...

[berningwithpassion]

Ooh, i didn't realise your eyes were so light?? That caught me off guard lol

[reality-of-prime]

That's cause no one really looks at me. Much.

Without the urge to punch me in the face, of course.

[berningwithpassion]

If you had as many baddies as you claimed to have, they would've wanted to kiss wouldn't they?

[reality-of-prime]

I'll have you know there were a lot of people who wanted a kiss from me a few weeks ago.

[berningwithpassion]

Alright then, where are they now

[reality-of-prime]

Anywhere.

[berningwithpassion]

That's, vague??

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

Heyyy, sp, how's it going with you?

how ISNT it going?

ive been mega focused on patrol. there’s practically no crime because of how quick i am to stop it!

[berningcauseimsohot]

Ok sooo

[thegirlblunder-spoiler]

okay its fine you transitioned i’ll support you and you’ll always be my friend

but

why the fuck do you look like me????

[berningwithpassion]

Thanks dude, and who knows!

[reality-of-prime]

So, a new rebranding?

New rebranding? I haven't done any recent rebranding. 🤨

[berningwithpassion]

I feel like you've changed a bit, like, you're not all over redhood right now??

[reality-of-prime]

Just cause I'm not causing Red Hood trouble by being his biggest fan, doesn't mean I've rebranded.

Maybe I've just gone... busy~

[berningwithpassion]

Oooh, spill the tea, what are you doing?

[reality-of-prime]

Oh, you know! The usual.

Saving lives. Stopping bad guys.

Reading comics.

What are you up to?

[berningwithpassion]

Eh, nothing much, I've just been running around town trying to find the best way to die of chemical poisoning

[reality-of-prime]

...and why'd you wanna die?

[berningwithpassion]

OI, I'm not TRYING to die intentionally

I just want to know, it's in pursuit of uh, knowledge

[reality-of-prime]

[suspicious look] Hmn. Sure. Right. Pursue its knowledge. And you didn't ask your boyfriend what death is?

[berningwithpassion]

What??? I'm not, I'm not dating ANYONE????

[reality-of-prime]

[reading tags] Oof. You sure about that? Not even like, in the comic canon? You're still single?

[berningwithpassion]

Yes I'm still single, whaddya mean???

[reality-of-prime]

You're supposed to be dating Tim Drake in canon, so, ya know. [shrug]

[berningwithpassion]

TIM, THAT GUY????? WHA

[reality-of-prime]

Yep. The guy whose stepmom you were crushin' on. Tim Drake. Timothy Drake. That guy.

[berningwithpassion]

I- don't know how to feel about this uhhh

[reality-of-prime]

[pat shoulder] It's okay. Maybe you just haven't met your Tim yet.

[berningwithpassion]

Hm, maybe so

[reality-of-prime]

Just take your time. Enjoy the single life~

[berningwithpassion]

Uhh, I don't think you should be saying that dude, aren't you like, incapable of not flirting with people all the time??

[reality-of-prime]

Hey! I have game, for your information...

[berningwithpassion]

Ehhhhh

[reality-of-prime]

It's true! Don't "ehhhh" me!

[berningwithpassion]

You know what, sure, whatever makes you happy prime

[reality-of-prime]

It's true though...

[berningwithpassion]

Ooh, i didn't realise your eyes were so light?? That caught me off guard lol

[reality-of-prime]

That's cause no one really looks at me. Much.

Without the urge to punch me in the face, of course.

[berningwithpassion]

If you had as many baddies as you claimed to have, they would've wanted to kiss wouldn't they?

[reality-of-prime]

I'll have you know there were a lot of people who wanted a kiss from me a few weeks ago.

[berningwithpassion]

Alright then, where are they now

[imgunbatman]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[reality-of-prime]

[giggling slightly] Ehem. Just, glad to know you're here too.

[imgunbatman]

Uh huh. Good to see you, too.

[reality-of-prime]

Soooo, like, how's your tumblr like?

[imgunbatman]

Fine. Lots of people here. Yours?

[reality-of-prime]

Could use more you

[imgunbatman]

More me? Stalk my tags, then.

[reality-of-prime]

I'm not one to stalk, just so you know.

But, if I have your permission?~

[berningwithpassion]

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Didn't you literally just say that you didn't know how to stalk????

[reality-of-prime]

Dude my stalking skills have reallyyy worn off over the years, can you help me brush up on them?

You want my help... in shaprening your stalking skill? What makes you think I have that skill set?

[berningwithpassion]

What, lmao, I was asking you if I could stalk you

[stephcantspell]

what should @berningcauseimsohot call themselves

Berry

Bernadette

Bethany

Stephanie jr (joke answer votes will go the one with the most votes)

Remaining time: 9 hours 20 minutes

@berningcauseimsohot

I will tag my tag list below

:)

[berningwithpassion]

GUYS WHAT SHOULD MY POST TRANSITION NAME BEEEE

[stephcantspell]

Stephanie jr

[berningwithpassion]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[stephcantspell]

I will change my title to boy Bernard if you call yourself Stephanie Jr

[berningwithpassion]

Oohhh, that's very compelling......

[stephcantspell]

Is it?

[berningwithpassion]

No

[cass-the-ballerina]

Do you know the infamous I love atsushi fanfic 😶‍🌫️

Depends on which one… was it one of the more… sexual ones? If it wasn’t on Ao3 then no. I unfortunately know all of the others 🫩

[berningwithpassion]

The fanfiction is called i love atsushi i believe

And it's uhhh, very much fetish stuff 😭😭😭

[stephcantspell]

what should @berningcauseimsohot call themselves

Berry

Bernadette

Bethany

Stephanie jr (joke answer votes will go the one with the most votes)

Remaining time: 9 hours 20 minutes

@berningcauseimsohot

I will tag my tag list below

:)

[berningwithpassion]

GUYS WHAT SHOULD MY POST TRANSITION NAME BEEEE

[stephcantspell]

Stephanie jr

[berningwithpassion]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[stephcantspell]

I will change my title to boy Bernard if you call yourself Stephanie Jr

[berningwithpassion]

Oohhh, that's very compelling......