Berry Froggy Fungi

Hi!! She/her | 25 l Currently going insane over IWTV 🧛

[soapstore]

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[notthatkindofgrrl]

does anyone want to go to doechii ayo edebiri yuri world with me

[notthatkindofgrrl]

when you dance together at a met gala pre-party and six months later you’re lezzing out in front of thousands of camp flog gnaw attendees

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[skyrigel]

[segamascott]

[sheisraging]

[madlori]

thank you for your super-relatable input, anne rice's son

[stage-props]

I will never be able to live up to this Letterboxd review

[rylandsgrace]

#Joke asides, this is actually important

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[codename-adler]

thank you heated rivalry for getting regular porn back on this website

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do NOT let family obligations keep you from thinking about yaoi.

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Tumblr is such a magical place. The mature content filter is shielding me from photos of ballgowns, but you better believe I've seen the entire uncensored ass of those hockey guys every day this week.

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[shaneholeander]

I fully understand this isn’t everyone, but love the sect of m/m shippers who don’t want to be inserted into the relationship at all. dont want to fuck them, don’t want x/reader. this isn’t about me it’s about my boys being in situations and then fucking about it. I’m barely a fly on the wall im not even here.

[theweirdwideweb]