I am like other girls

Whatever tickles my fancy

[ruinedchildhood]

[new-reading]

I hope Terry Pratchett knew about this

[yeahisawitlikethreeweeksago]

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[iby-dysphoria-queen]

@icannotgetoverbirds

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[cryptotheism]

The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2

[lemilianposts]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I never knew that this was literally what the saying means.

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

high functioning depression is so unserious because i constantly feel like choking myself to death with my own hands but. i got laundry to do

[ballroomnotoriety]

dialing sir terry pratchett up from the afterlife to shake him because i just learned that a cwm* is a valley enclosed on all sides by mountains

*from the welsh word for valley, pronounced "koom"

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[feliz-navidad]

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

[tall]

1996

[realshinjiikari]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

[dogwoodbite]

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

[lakevida]

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring