not dead, still horny

[lindmaar]

Daniel Uzdowski by Michal Polak for Schön! Magazine

[shieldfoss]

@ms-demeanor

[ms-demeanor]

Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.

[nasty-redacted]

the armor stays on during sex not sorry full version

[whereserpentswalk]

Choose a way for your body to be transformed! (You can't choose to stay human)

Turned into a vampire (eternally young, hot)

Turned into a vampyr (monstrous Nosferatu creature)

Turned into a cyborg (advanced human technology)

Turned into a cyborg (alien nanobot virus)

Bitten by werewolf

Brought back from the dead wrong

Mutated by eldritch horrors

Mutated by scientifically inaccurate radiation

Turned into lich through years of research

Blood transfusion from a demon

Fuse with alien artifact

Played with by the fey

Voting ended onOct 4, 2023

[forrestfairy13-deactivated20231]

Love is so beautiful

[kigoh-neko]

tail scrubbing

[prettiestboytoy2]

[amnesiaguy]

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

[amnesiaguy]

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

[tm86]

[werecreature-addicted]

Imagine having a monster boyfriend who needs to be muzzled every time the two of you have sex and just begs you to take it off the entire time.

please baby please, can't even give you head with this stupid cage on. Please baby let me treat you right, let me use my tongue, my mouth. all I want is for you to fuck my mouth--

He, of course, cannot be trusted, and you know better by now that the line between bloodlust and sexual lust is very thin and if you take off the muzzle, he's just as likely to sink his teeth and fangs into your thigh as he is to give you head.

He presses the wire grate into your shoulder as he mounts you, his teeth gnashing behind the cage you've put him in. All he wants is to mark you, is that such a crime? And if he happens to bite you so hard that your soft skin breaks and he gets to taste your blood...well that's not so bad is it? really you're just being dramatic. he curses his past self for letting you lock him in like this.

Your monster boyfriend goes absolutely feral when you kiss the muzzle. he tries to lean in to meet you but it just pushes you away. it's not fair to tease him like that. He knows that once he calms down and his mind is clearer, you'll unlock the muzzle and kiss him for as long as he wants, but that doesn't change the fact that needs to feel your mouth on his now and is being blocked.

The idea crosses his mind that with his inhuman strength, he could probably rip the thin wire bars of the muzzle in half and get it off that way, but that would mean taking his hands off of your soft perfect body and he doesn't think he's got the will power to stop groping you and pushing your hips down on his cock.

...Life really isn't fair for your bitey monster boyfriend.

[ramlightly]

Spreader Bar

[berserkdoodle]

alright time so revive this corpse of a blog *loud defibrillator noise*

[trashcan-dirt]

Dan’s favorite holiday is Valentine’s Day bc he gets all the gifts from none of the work uwu