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marisatomay

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

shieldfoss

From: The Workers of the World To: Capital

COPE

silverbridge-harbor

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

yg-ou-deactivated20180202

the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me

ms-demeanor

I just have to lock in and get through my to-do list and then I'll start my new system with a clean slate and everything will be better.

ms-demeanor

Me, replying to every malingering email in my inbox: "It's going to be such a relief to clear this out finally!"

Everyone I'm replying to sending a response at the same time because I emailed them at the same time: ...

ms-demeanor

I'll set a calendar event for two weeks ahead of time and two days ahead of time so I won't forget.

ms-demeanor

If I just remember to do it every day it'll become a habit and I won't have to think about it.

ms-demeanor

I'll just stay at my desk until all of my tasks are done for the day and then they won't build up.

ms-demeanor

That's important, let me write it down on my hand so I can't ignore it.

ms-demeanor

If I skip lunch I'll catch up a little bit and I won't have to stay late or start early to stay on top of things.

ms-demeanor

I think if I work late all week that'll get me through the backlog and then I just have to keep up.

o-craven-canto

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

swagophile

*touches your reblog inappropriately*

feathershy

"the natural resources of a nation should belong to its people" seems sensible "I deserve to be paid some of the gold mine profits because I happen to live near by" seems silly.

And yet, they are not obviously different sentiments.

deanwinchesterapologist

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

garmbreak1

Y'all heard about women?

Go on?

They be shoppin.

fr fr?

Y'all heard about women?

shieldfoss

Go on?

garmbreak1

i couldn't possibly speak over them

shieldfoss

You're not short enough to speak under them though.

trekinist

> The Stalker says he can take me to the Zone

> I ask if the Zone is creepy or wet

> He doesn't understand

> I light a cigarette and make my speech about what constitutes something being creepy or wet

> He does not laugh and says "The Zone demands respect"

> it's creepy AND wet

ms-demeanor

Mars Attacks (the movie) is thirty years old and was the art inspiration for the hacker conference I go to every year, which introduced me to the cards and the comics.

I am so sad about the way the internet is these days because there's a universe of beautiful gore porn body horror out there and all the spaces we hang out in are isolated from it by app stores and payment processors.

Anyway if you're a sicko I'm beaming terrible things at you with my brain and my sincerest affections.

caesarsaladinn

there should be a sequel poem called Ozymandias 2 where it’s revealed that the statue is actually the centerpiece of a bustling tourist town, the road to the town lies directly on top of a stone road that Ozymandias built during his reign, and that historical fiction about him continues to sell quite well in both domestic and international markets

aralintheobsessive

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.