Ask Bertholt Hoover

💙 Just an anxious guy 💙 Ask/RP account

[bertholdttallboihoover]

🩵 Intro 🩵

Hello! Since I'm new here, I decided I'd make an intro post, since thats what you all seem to do here?

My name's Bertholdt - It's a name with German roots, pronounced Bear-tolt for simplification. Most just call me Bert or Bertl tho

He/They, Bisexual 💖💜💙

I'm 23! My birthday is December 30th

My home country is Marley, and my native language is Marleyan. I'm a Warrior with Marleyan citizenship.

As a warrior, I'm the Colossal titan (60m tall), though I'm also a marksman with 17 years of military experience.

Anyone unkind or disrespectful will be blocked🩵

Hope to have a lot of fun here :)

[bertholdttallboihoover]

I AM STUPID AND DID NOT SCROLL DOWN 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

LMAO ITS FINE. feel free to leave any that aren't listed, I love seeing the creative names people make

[bertholdttallboihoover]

this is fun! anyway here goes :) how do you feel about all the different spellings of your name?

Hello friend! I like most of them :) Some are.. questionable. But most are fine. It's always fun finding new ones, even when they shock me. People can be.. creative

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Bertholdt Art Spread!! Took me two days, but I did it!!!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

"Tf did you just say to me?" ahh turn

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Ranking the various alternative names people give me

To be continuously updated. Forever. ✨️ More to come ✨️

For extra context; my name is pronounced "Bear-tolt".

Bertholdt - 10/10. Yep, Thats me :)

B - 10/10. Reiner's nickname for me. Some have also started calling me it.

Bert - 9/10. No Issue :) I get my name can be a mouthful

Bertl - 9/10. Also very good

Bertie - 3/10. Not my favorite. Makes me feel like an old grandma

Benadryl - 4/10. Not the worst. I prefer generic brand because its less expensive

Bartholomew - 0/10. No. That is not my name. Do not call me Bartholomew.

Beethoven - 7/10. I wish. His music is great, I listen to it regularly.

Birthcontrol - ?/10. Uhm. Okay??? I dont know how to feel about that. Is it meant to be an insult?

Bud Weiser - 4/10. I dont drink Bud Weiser. Maybe other things, but Beer isnt my favorite. Tastes like cardboard. If you think drinking beer makes you manly, it doesnt.

Beyonce - 8/10. Queen, as she should.

Boruto - 2/10. Who?

Bluetooth - 6/10. Not the worse.

Butt Plug - (-∞)/10. Never ever call me this. Ever. Friendship over immediately.

Bohemian Rapsody - 7/10. Not a bad song ig?

Bon Appetite - 4/10. Not even close

burnttoast - 6/10. I mean, its not that bad, and it KINDA sounds like Bertholdt?

brimingsnort - 1/10. I dont like this 😭

Barcelona - 7/10. I mean, the place and name are both pretty

berutoruto - 8/10. An attempt was made

birdfeeder - 8/10. I do feed birds, thank you

Beryllium - 7/10 ✨️chemistry ✨️

baboon - 4/10. Wrong titan? I think you're looking for the beast titan

butane gas - 5/10. That one is interesting for sure

Baggage Smasher - 2/10. No?

Bismuth - 6/10. Pretty stone

Benedict Cumberbolt - 7/10. This, I find funny. Don't push it, though

Burrito - 6/10. Only acceptable when eating

Broadlad - 6/10. A new one. I also find this one funny, because I am not broad

Bearturtle - 8/10. I like :)

Bear - 9/10. Get teary-eyed hearing this one. Makes me think of my dad because this is what he called me

Breath hold - 7/10. I can do that.

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Berty - 8/10. This one is better than Bertie and idk why

Bertoto - 6/10. Kinda funny. Somewhat similar to my name 🤷‍♀️

Baerthgnolgdt - 1/10. Point for creativity. That is a monstrosity. How would you even pronounce it?

Boombayah - 4/10. I like the song.

Beer-to-hold - 3/10. Again, I dont like beer all that much

Banana bread - 7/10. Cute as a nickname.

Baskin Robins - 6/10. I mean, the food is good. But as a name? Not really

Bartender - 5/10. I could be

brachiosourus - 7/10. Joke's on you, I like reptiles. Also, I'm tall so it makes sense

boomshakalaka - 6/10. I find it funny, but if someone actually called me this to my face, I think I would be a little flabbergasted.

Barbie - 4/10. Its not very close to my name in general. And I dont think Ive ever actually owned any pink clothes.

Brainrot - 1/10. No I dont😭

Berutoruto Fūbā - 8/10. That is actually how it is pronounced in Japanese. It can be fun to say.

[waterfreakk]

You look like me??? 🤨 Like, kinda

D- Do I?.. I. Uh, I guess.. yeah!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

do you also have unending, crippling, unrelenting anxiety?

[waterfreakk]

Y.. Yeahh. It sucks. :(

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Twin, me too! Granted, I was in the military since I was six, but me too! We should, like, hang or sm 😬 I'm Bertholdt, by the way. Most people just call me Bert though, because my name is hard to pronounce.

[waterfreakk]

You w- were—...

Herman trails off. That's probably a sensitive topic, anyways.

Water— Waterb- boy is.. what they.. Call me! My name, I- I mean. Bert.. Nice to— Pleasure t- to meet.. you!

A.. and, yeah, sure- Yes! Uh,.. aha. If you don't mind the.. puddles. Water, I leave a- around. Hanging out is.. would be f- ffun- Nice!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Take your time, friend. No need to rush your words. Waterboy is an interesting name.. uh, but I guess I see why? Yes, pleasure to meet you-! I don't mind the puddles, I get it. I'm, like.. the sweatiest person in all of Marley. No need.... to stress. We can hang out any time you'd like, waterboy. If thats okay with you- I mean, if not thats fine, but-

[waterfreakk]

N- No, no! It's totally- Fine, okay!

I, ah.. Right, yeah. No.. rush, to my w- words. Yeah.

Uhm, thank you, yeah!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Yeah... so, just, uh- call if you need? We'll.. we'll plan something. Eventually

[bertholdttallboihoover]

We're Lost. We Could Live A Thousand Years, And Never Again Know Peace. Try to Imagine That Darkness. The Only Light Was Our Breif Time as Soldiers. It Was Never A Lie. We Genuinely Thought of You as Friends! Neither of Us Have Any Right to ask for Forgiveness. But if We Truly Were Comrades... Someone Please, find us.

-Bertholdt Hoover, S2 E36.

[joogios]

[bertholdttallboihoover]

"Who, me?"

[bertholdttallboihoover]

The crippling, life-ending anxiety has me in a chokehold today. Send help, and weighted blankets

[n-e-c-o-r-e]

Source

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Warrior

[waterfreakk]

You look like me??? 🤨 Like, kinda

D- Do I?.. I. Uh, I guess.. yeah!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

do you also have unending, crippling, unrelenting anxiety?

[waterfreakk]

Y.. Yeahh. It sucks. :(

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Twin, me too! Granted, I was in the military since I was six, but me too! We should, like, hang or sm 😬 I'm Bertholdt, by the way. Most people just call me Bert though, because my name is hard to pronounce.

[waterfreakk]

You w- were—...

Herman trails off. That's probably a sensitive topic, anyways.

Water— Waterb- boy is.. what they.. Call me! My name, I- I mean. Bert.. Nice to— Pleasure t- to meet.. you!

A.. and, yeah, sure- Yes! Uh,.. aha. If you don't mind the.. puddles. Water, I leave a- around. Hanging out is.. would be f- ffun- Nice!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Take your time, friend. No need to rush your words. Waterboy is an interesting name.. uh, but I guess I see why? Yes, pleasure to meet you-! I don't mind the puddles, I get it. I'm, like.. the sweatiest person in all of Marley. No need.... to stress. We can hang out any time you'd like, waterboy. If thats okay with you- I mean, if not thats fine, but-

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Bertholdt Hoover — Five more minutes 😴 ❤️

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[ksenka]

I love him soo much 🤲

[waterfreakk]

You look like me??? 🤨 Like, kinda

D- Do I?.. I. Uh, I guess.. yeah!

[bertholdttallboihoover]

do you also have unending, crippling, unrelenting anxiety?

[waterfreakk]

Y.. Yeahh. It sucks. :(

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Twin, me too! Granted, I was in the military since I was six, but me too! We should, like, hang or sm 😬 I'm Bertholdt, by the way. Most people just call me Bert though, because my name is hard to pronounce.

[bertholdttallboihoover]

Ranking the various alternative names people give me

To be continuously updated. Forever. ✨️ More to come ✨️

For extra context; my name is pronounced "Bear-tolt".

Bertholdt - 10/10. Yep, Thats me :)

B - 10/10. Reiner's nickname for me. Some have also started calling me it.

Bert - 9/10. No Issue :) I get my name can be a mouthful

Bertl - 9/10. Also very good

Bertie - 3/10. Not my favorite. Makes me feel like an old grandma

Benadryl - 4/10. Not the worst. I prefer generic brand because its less expensive

Bartholomew - 0/10. No. That is not my name. Do not call me Bartholomew.

Beethoven - 7/10. I wish. His music is great, I listen to it regularly.

Birthcontrol - ?/10. Uhm. Okay??? I dont know how to feel about that. Is it meant to be an insult?

Bud Weiser - 4/10. I dont drink Bud Weiser. Maybe other things, but Beer isnt my favorite. Tastes like cardboard. If you think drinking beer makes you manly, it doesnt.

Beyonce - 8/10. Queen, as she should.

Boruto - 2/10. Who?

Bluetooth - 6/10. Not the worse.

Butt Plug - (-∞)/10. Never ever call me this. Ever. Friendship over immediately.

Bohemian Rapsody - 7/10. Not a bad song ig?

Bon Appetite - 4/10. Not even close

burnttoast - 6/10. I mean, its not that bad, and it KINDA sounds like Bertholdt?

brimingsnort - 1/10. I dont like this 😭

Barcelona - 7/10. I mean, the place and name are both pretty

berutoruto - 8/10. An attempt was made

birdfeeder - 8/10. I do feed birds, thank you

Beryllium - 7/10 ✨️chemistry ✨️

baboon - 4/10. Wrong titan? I think you're looking for the beast titan

butane gas - 5/10. That one is interesting for sure

Baggage Smasher - 2/10. No?

Bismuth - 6/10. Pretty stone

Benedict Cumberbolt - 7/10. This, I find funny. Don't push it, though

Burrito - 6/10. Only acceptable when eating

Broadlad - 6/10. A new one. I also find this one funny, because I am not broad

Bearturtle - 8/10. I like :)

Bear - 9/10. Get teary-eyed hearing this one. Makes me think of my dad because this is what he called me

Breath hold - 7/10. I can do that.