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in my heart, steam engine is canon, ok? and they work through all of their trauma together, ok? thanks.

#mod

Two questions if that's okay

Do you ever breathe in it hurts your shoulder so you can't take a full breath in?

Second question, do you have elbow and knee pads on your wetsuit because of how much you slipped on your own fluids?

M- more than okay!

1) I, uhm.. N- No? Not my sh.. Shoulder, usually. Sometimes i- iit.. Is hard to, uh, breathe.. Take a b- breath in.

2) Y.. Yes. I sl- Slip.. A lot. Not fun.

#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

No offense, but you look like the type of guy who is scared of anything with protein.

Your built like a shelf, tall and skinny.

I.

I mean– O.. Okay?

I, uhm. I'm n- not.. aha.

#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

carmeium

im having so much fun with making these... truly the waterbaby of all time

🐣 🌊 🧮 / 💧 💙 💧 / 🧮 🌊 🐶

#K LAST AGERE ONE I SWEAR #Waterboy reblogs. . .#sfw #sfw agere

cutiepieautistic

sibling and regressor! Waterboy stimboard

×/×/× ×/× ×/×/×

#stimboards genuienly my biggest weakness I lava them #Waterboy reblogs. . .#sfw #sfw agere

scruffydeerkid

So, I've recently played Dispatch...💧

Have some regressor Waterboy and caregiver Robert!

#cutie patootie #Waterboy reblogs. . .#sfw #sfw agere

napandmilktime

ouuu fish regressor waterboy for dispatch agere reqs?

I feel like he's a big time teether enjoyer. I'll draw him in gear when I can!

#fisheee #Waterboy reblogs. . .#sfw #sfw agere

Call me the egg guy but I I can't tell if scrambled eggs are done unless they're burnt and freaks me out because what if they are just raw and I die.. 😞

O.. Oh—

Well, that'ss.. That's okay. I get kind o- of scared.. Freaked out with c.. certain foods, too.

Buf, I- I mean. There's a- always different ways to.. h-.. have eggs, so! ^_^

#😭😭#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

watched a friend replay dispatch (only 1st episode) and the moment blazer came on screen I was talking about how fine she was and how she's my wife

then it progressed to talk about how fine robert is and how I want to date him (self love since we play as robert)

and then when flambae came on screen I like,, said his name all sweetly like when you see a dog in public ([gasp] flambaeeeee!)

#mod

Why is this random anonymous guy just having a convo with wb about eggs..

Th- They were t- ttrying to get m.. me to eat! Uh, din- Dinner, I mean. :)

#I giggled #Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

Scrambled eggs scare me because I can never tell if they're done or not.....

H... How??

How exact- Exactly?

#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

sometime soon, wb's just gonna have to drown someone ykwim

#mod

Speaking off eggs.. How do you like your eggs Waterboy?

I u- usually just eat scram.. Scrambled e- eggs..

But, uhm, I.. Uh. When I have th- the time for.. It, one. I d- do like hard-b.. bboiled eggs. :)

#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

enigmasalad

Consider: Waterboy gets confident enough to make fun of the other z team members for being short

And his first FUCKING TARGET IS FLAMBAE HIMSELF.

Flambae is making fun of Robert for being shorter than him and he says “What you didn’t drink enough milk as a kid?” And Robert just rolls his eyes. Waterboy overhears this and he comes over and he asks Flambae how much milk he drank as a kid. And Flambae says growing up he had two glasses of milk a day cause his mom made him and his sister do so. And he smirks and says Robert obviously didn’t get the memo.

And the waterboy smiles and says

“W-Wow! Y-you’ve been drinking milk l-longer than w-we’ve been alive a-and you’re still sh-shorter than me!”

Robert’s eyes go wide, Flambae’s goes wide. And it’s an extra insult cause Waterboy has to limit how much dairy he consumes and it’s been this way since he was a kid. He didn’t drink milk all that fucking much. Both men are stunned cause holy shit did that just-?

Flambae gets angry and asks if Waterboy wants to repeat what he said and Waterboy says “N-Nope! I th-think I made m-myself clear.”

And he turns and walks away.

And then he starts BOOKING it with a BUG ASS GRIN as Flambae starts chasing him down PISSED THE FUCK OFF.

And Robert just watches quietly, blinking cause what just happened??

Holy SHIT.

#oh I do enjoy this quite a lot #Waterboy reblogs. . .#i think???#idk what fucking tag I use atp

Eat a single egg and I'll leave you alone..

....Okay??

I can—.. I can do that.

Waterboy leaves to go eat an egg. Yay!

#Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

GO EAT DINNER IT IS DINNER TIME, YOU NEED FOOD YOUR BUILT LIKE PAPYRUS

O. OKAY BUT, I'm— I'm n- nnot ..hungry??

#papyrus undertale mention! yay!#I think #Waterboy says. . .#dispatch #dispatch rp

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