Bert's Misadventures

Follow Bert on his many misadventures through the strange and bizarre.

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Crashing a wedding :)

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And then there was that time Bert met this bird!

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Oh no, Bert! It's an open bar!!! #gogoleftjet

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The only way Bert travels - with a stomach full of motion sickness pills and mimosas on the horizon.

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Look Bert, Beaver damage!!

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Buy a balloon they said, it will be fun they said. #neveragain

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Bert...Berrrrrt! Wake up! This isn't a dream. You just made it through security!!

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What a lovely day to feed the birds with Big Bird!  Nothing wrong with that, right?

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Bert's windowless window seat! #ishouldbuyawindow #AlaskaAirlines

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Bert, those Xbox dev kits don't belong to you!

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What else would Bert do in the oldest tavern in America?

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Oh no Bert, you can't just pose with space rocks!

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Waiting for the right moment, Bert surveys the roof of the Griffith Observatory in L.A.

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Bert just may have found a new misadventure - making wood carvings!

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Either Bert is done with Mexico, or Mexico is finished with Bert...

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With only so many days at sea, Bert needed to freshen up on his maritime criminal law... For no reason.