A random story
Once upon a magical time there was magic. Then a small boy killed everyone and then everyone was killed and dead. There was nothing so then there was something. It was some guy who just drank golden syrup all day. His teeth were a nice bright golden colour which was obviously healthy. There are no words to describe how much tree bark was brown those days so the guy made up one. This word was: “vv brown”. Completely original. This man was very stupid so he got a pole and threw donuts at it because the pole was being ‘naughty’ and ‘disruptive’. At 4 o’clock every day, this man would change the world by eating a piece of table. “yummy” thought the guy. The guy’s name was probably something dumb. He tended to shorten his name to ‘MegaPsycoKillerAndGunsAndCoD4LifeXD’. People called him “some guy” and he didn’t mind that. When some guy discovered that some things don’t talk to him, he laughed then projectile vomited on top of the Eiffel tower. This man needed a friend so he could be completely rejected all the time.
Some guy went to the toilet but that didn’t stop him from fighting his pet curtain pole. His mission to find a friend was a huge fail because no other humans were populating earth because that small boy killed everyone. Except some guy. some guy decided that he would destroy the earth. As I said some guy was stupid. “rainbows are my favourite animal” said some guy. Then some guy killed a green wardrobe. Bye then
THE END – By AnonUser
