An upside Red world...

San Juan, Puerto Rico

[tricktster]

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

[unnameablethings]

op u live up to ur username

[mjalti]

[ghostclvb]

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

[ghostclvb]

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

[ghostclvb]

spy kids 2:

me, approximately age 9:

[ghostclvb]

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

[palabraspoeticas]

[the-unlucky-thirteen]

Despite the fact that I occasionally compulsively overshare, people somehow still manage to know nothing about me

[nothing-would-be-better-deactiv]

“Conocí a alguien que me hizo olvidarte.”

— Nothing-would-be-better

[you-darkest-moon]

18 08

[s-t-a-r-l-e-s-s-n-i-g-h-t-deact]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[freehim2018]

BRING IT ON, OLD MAN

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!

[prettygeeee-deactivated20181023]

[bestofantoni]

the universe really fucking came together to make someone as attractive as antoni porowski WOW

[interrogado]

[ksubied]

checking out new followers x

[skt1-hmno]

“Desnúdese, quítese lo que le atormenta.”

— - Liviano. (via una-singularidad)

[estrellas-sin-colorl]

“Enamórate de las almas, no de las caras”

— Escritor de sueños

[tropicsins]

Save your heart for someone who cares

[gosenoritamica-16-blog]

Vas a descubrir que perdonar es la única manera de soltar. 

Y una mañana, de verdad, una mañana vas a abrir los ojos y te vas a sentir rara. Te vas a tocar el pecho, tu corazón va a estar latiendo, tranquilo. Quedate escuchándolo. Esta diciendo: Gracias. Ya pasó. Estoy listo, cuando quieras, para que quieras otra vez.

[alphacrone]

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

[ladylazarus33-deactivated202103]

@7eyeddemongirl