[bestbaby1992]

the pro to fucking up your schedule in your mind is having random free time so like this to chat pls!!

[bestbaby1992]

who is up lying

[bestbaby1992]

hi im parker. im in a couple bands. i have one more show at the end of this week and then i got a break for a minute and im stoked.

anyway, get at me at quoteiguessunquote

[bestbaby1992]

ily intro 🫵

im being bullieddddd

[bestbaby1992]

intro please

already???

[bestbaby1992]

Parker my baby my boy

babyyyyyyyyyyy

[bestbaby1992]

yooo

[bestbaby1992]

how many times are you gonna let me stab you?

i dunno how many do you need?

[bestbaby1992]

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i love sobbing and crying and weeping and runny nose and nose stuffy and head hurting and eyes red and tearing and sniveling and bawling

[bestbaby1992]

i missed this and i looked for it

[bestbaby1992]

happy birthday to one of the best people ever in my life!!! i love you so big and so huge and you’re always going to be one of the most important people in my life. thank you for being best friends with my cats, thank you for being nice to me whenever you’re around. thank you for being one of the best people in the history of all time. i love you i love you i love you. happy birthday

i love you! thank you!! you don't have to thank me for anything ever

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🍕 🥨 🥐 🍏 🍎 🧃

[davidlowery]

[bestbaby1992]

this is very cute

[bestbaby1992]

i can’t stop thinking about you telling me not to piss you off and how much i want to try to piss you off now

you can try

[bestbaby1992]

goooood morning how's life

[bestbaby1992]

you’re being such a bad boy, i’m so close to starting a fire in oakland because of you

who knew you were such a danger to the environment