Best/Worst Tinders 🔥

It was the best of Tinder; it was the worst of Tinder. 🔥 *This page is intended for lighthearted humor only. If your profile is featured and you would like it removed, I will respect your wishes and take it down. 🔥 Submissions welcome! 🔥

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I'm so jealous of the pile of puppies that you're in right now!!! 😍😍😍

[bestworsttinders]

Oh my god, are you having a stroke? Do you need me to call 911? 😟 No, you're just fucking weird? What a relief! 😒

[bestworsttinders]

Wait, but which one are you? 😯

[bestworsttinders]

That's a lovely garden you've got bac-- Oh. Nvm. 🍁 I mean, it is Colorado, and I guess it's nice that you're upfront about your uh hobbies... But no thanks.

[bestworsttinders]

These guys are perfect for each other! They're owl bros, name bros, almost the same age... Soulmate twinsies! 👯 Animal bonus for both of you, obvi.

[bestworsttinders]

Why the fuck did Tinder try to sell me on this guy twice in like 15 hours?! CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED IN THIS "CAT DADDY 🐼🐼" OKAY? 😠

[bestworsttinders]

Today's inductees to the Blue Face Hall of Shame. Special mention for Aleks and his Stewie shaped silhouette... 😒🔫

[bestworsttinders]

Believe me Arlee, I have absolutely no idea "what it is" that's going on here... 😕

[bestworsttinders]

You sound like a fuckton of fun!

[bestworsttinders]

And we have our third naked on a mountain post! No ass cheeks, so thanks for that Sean. 👍

[bestworsttinders]

That is the most awesome fucking cat I've ever seen! 😻

[bestworsttinders]

Another great lookalike... Thanks, Leroy! 👺

[bestworsttinders]

Twinsies 👯

[bestworsttinders]

rt two of our mountaintop-ass-shot series comes to us from age 28. 👎

[bestworsttinders]

For some reason I feel that you may be in the beginning stages of cooking meth in that pot... 😕👎

[bestworsttinders]

Wait, but has anybody ever put you in the corner? 😂

[bestworsttinders]

Damn, Justin. Can I just say that the last line of your bio sounds like a terrifying threat? 😬🔪