The Moon

Elizabeth, 20-something, she/her super queer icon is by enabuns!!!!!

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[mctreeleth]

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

[mctreeleth]

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

[hexthelex]

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[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[u-mumumu]

[shitpostingkats]

Qifrey is Such A Character because I'm like twenty chapters in to witch hat atelier and pretty much the only things he's done has been have whimsical little cottagecore picnics, be nice to children, and have category 9 domestic events with the whole adult man who lives in his attic. And somehow he does all of this whilst projecting an aura of horrible, tangible sadness. Mans is frolicking in meadows and giving the general impression of a haunted victorian orphan. He's cooking sweet potatoes and I fully expected him to tell the reader he was waterboarded as a child. He's entrancing.

[bethonthemoon]

Watching Bridge To Terabithia as a form of self harm

[passer-fringillidae]

Good news whump smut fans

[exuberantocean]

This just in: magic healing penis trope proven right. Science

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Do not stick your penis in the wounds

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[pukicho]

The burden of being objectively right all the time...

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[mothmanfucker2]

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

finally a medical drama that dares to ask the question: what if you were 50-ISH YEARS OLD and BISEXUAL and wanted to KILL YOURSELF?

[emziess]

Noah Wyle as Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinavitch The Pitt, S02E09

[satanfemme]

listen to me. stop doomscrolling. put down your phone. you need to get your shit together. take an edible right now. a big one. take a big edible immediately. now go turn on the scariest movie you can think of and get comfortable. got all that? good. this will be good for your mindfulness and cognitive behavior.

[budgetmilk]