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Ralsei and Susie pulling the Goodness Lessons from Spongebob on Spade King, but Susie is ragebaiting King on purpose just to get a funny Reaction out of him-
[Note:
This is a DeltaRune Tickle Fanfic.
It also contains a bit of cursing in it.
Amount of Words:
3,1k Words.
Summary:
Looks like the Addisons and a certain large, winged Spambot have reunited once more to all spend some Time together and exchange all kinds of Conversation Topics with each other!
However, that past Time Activity gets interrupted when a specific kind of Reminder accidentally resurfaces.
Shenanigans thus ensue.]
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"I'm just saying, some of those Candy Brands aren't what they used to be."
Pleasant Chatter sounded from the variously coloured Addisons whom were currently surrounding a certain tall and winged Variant of their kind.
As of lately, the colourful Bunch have made a Habit out of hanging out by the uninhabited Cliffsides near Castle Town, usually to share Gossip or to just spend Time together just like old Times.
Blue, who sat criss-cross behind Spamton NEO, peacefully combed his Fingers through the latter's Wings to preen them, sometimes coaxing a relaxed Purr and Chirp out of him.
On top of his Shoulder sat Orange, Hairbrush in Hand which they used to gently brush through black Strands of Hair, while Yellow rested by SNEO's Hand, smaller Hands examining larger Fingers via gingerly bending them around.
And last but not least was Pink, who seized the Opportunity to make themself comfortable by laying in Spamton's Lap and leading the Majority of the Conversation as they brought up all kinds of juicy Gossip and interesting Bits of News they managed to pick up all around.
Right now, the current Topic being tackled was about Food Products and Brands, including various Candy ones.
Not too surprising, considering the Addisons' whole Shtick is about advertising Products.
"You know what I mean, right?", the pink Addison casually fidgeted with their Ponytail and glanced up to gauge the Reaction of the mechanical one.
"IN MY [humble] OPINION, NOTHING BEATS THE [[Classics you've all come to know and love!]]!!", Spamton NEO's Voice rumbled in his Chest, "WHY [[Good as new.]] WHEN [[I'm old!]] WORKS JUST AS W-EEA?!"
A sudden loud and startled Squeak from the winged Robot tore right through the tranquil Air surrounding the Addisons to which immediately, colourful Heads whipped right towards him with wide and surprised Eyes.
"O-oh, I'm sorry!", the blue Addison, who had retracted their Hands from the giant Wings as if burned, hastily sputtered out, "Did I hurt you?".
"N-NO!", a tiny and awkward Cough left Spamton's Throat, his Answer immediate, "EVERYTHING'S [[Peach-flavoured Tea!]] ! NO NE3D TO [[Don't worry, be happy!]]!"
Everything's peachy indeed - if it wasn't for the Fact that Pink took Note of the light pink Hue spreading across Spamton's Face.
With scrutinizing Eyes, they stared up at the tall avian Robot to which the latter swiftly glanced away as if attempting to avoid direct Eye Contact with them.
Then, a Lightbulb metaphorically appeared over the Head of the pink Addison as they connected the Dots within their Mind with a click, their Eyes wide open in Amazement.
"No way!"
All of the sudden, another Screech ripped from Spamton NEO upon pink Fingers playfully scribbling against his metallic Sides, rapidly going up and down.
"You're still ticklish in that Body, you giant Twerp! That's hilarious!", Pink chuckled along and rotated their Body to their Side in Spamton's Lap in order to reach towards the latter's Rib Area and poke him there over and over again.
"EAHEAHEAHEAH;; H-HE Y HEHEY!! [[Buy 2 Scissors for the Price of 1!]] THAHAT OUHUT!!"
It took only a matter of Seconds for the Rest of the Addisons to process that very Piece of Information in their Heads, which the cackling Robot could tell by the Expression on Orange's and Yellow's Faces.
He didn't even need to see Blue's Face to know that they did too, given that he immediately felt Pair of Fingers digging into the right Part of his sensitive upper Wing from behind which tickled like Hell and caused his left Wing to flap wildly around in turn.
"AA4HAEHAEHEAHEA HA HEAHA!! [[Watch for free!]] IHIH1HIT!!"
"H-hey! Careful!", Orange exclaimed with a mischievous Grin when the tall Robot thrashed around, firmly clinging onto him with one Arm so that he could use his free Hand holding the Hairbrush to brush against the exposed Neck.
"Pftt! Yep! Spamton's still ticklish as ever, if not even more so!", Yellow giggled and held onto the Wrist of the robotic Bird to rotate it around to which surprisingly there was little Resistance against, afterwards nimble Fingers lightly dancing over the big white Palm.
Despite the slightly deeper Voice Change his NEO Form gave him, Spamton's glitchy cackling and guffawing still came out in a higher and squeakier Pitch, especially with all the four Addisons ambushing his ticklish Spots all over his Body like that.
"AHAHEAHAH3HA- HA HA HA HEAHA!! Y0HOU F[[Fifty Percent Off]]EHERS!! I''LL [[Gotcha!]] UHU AH4HALL [[Backscratchers for $3.99]] FOR THAHAT!!"
The pink Addison didn't seem to be intimidated by the winged Robot's Threat at all, instead letting their Hands wander over to firmly scritch along the yellow and pink front Panel, earning them a goofy Snort for it.
"Yeah yeah, tell that to us when you're not giggling up a Storm, ya flappy Bird!"
Upon soft Bristles hitting a certain Spot on his mechanical Neck, SNEO's Sentence promptly got cut short as he exploded into more unrestrained Laughter, his Eyes behind his Glasses squeezing shut for a Moment.
And unrestrained it was, seeing how the orange Addison made sure to apply different Patterns like circular and vertical Motions onto the sensitive Surface.
"Hmm, I gotta agree with Spams here.", Orange mused with an amused Smirk which grew once the Hairbrush flicked against another especially tickly Spot, "The Title of Flappy Bird should go to Yellow instead. He has the right Colour for it."
Now it was Yellow's Turn to butt into the Conversation with an irritated Tone, his Eyebrows furrowed.
"Hey! Don't make me come up there and tickle you instead, Orange!", they threatened their fellow Addison, though that Threat was more of a playful one rather than an actively malicious one.
In Response, the orange Addison resorted to rather childish means as he answered by blowing a defiant Raspberry with his Tongue at them.
"Try me!"
"You both are Dummies, you know that?", Blue, who is the most reasonable out of the Bunch, couldn't help but to drop that Comment, yet most of their Focus stayed put in kneading Fingers into the giant Wing in front of him to coax out more squeaky chortling.
Pink helped with Blue's Mission by letting their Fingers firmly trace along the pink-yellow Panel in random Intervals and different Speeds.
"Hey, at least Spamton over here finds Orange's and Yellow's Banter funny! Ain't that right, big Guy~?"
To be extra evil, the pink Addison rapidly kneaded their Hands into SNEO's Stomach on purpose just to make the avian Robot scream with renewed Laughter and thus make it seem like he was proving their very Point.
"Aaw, certainly you don't actually mean that!"
Orange was definitely not changing Spamton NEO's Mind on that matter as they leaned over and stuck their Hand into his Armpit, Fingers grazing against the padded-out Material there.
"Yeah! I mean, look at us! How can we suck with charming Personalities and Smiles like these?"
Grinning, the yellow Addison lifted SNEO's Hand up only to blow a Raspberry onto the open Palm which had the Effect of turning the Robot's chuckling into wheezy giggles for a brief Moment.
"If it's anyone who sucks, it's Pink 'cuse they snatched my Cookie just earlier while I wasn't looking.", despite not visible due to sitting behind SNEO and combing their Fingers through large Feathers, Blue still tried to aim an annoyed Glare towards the Addison in Question.
"Hey! I was hungry, okay?!", they defended themself, "I can pay ya back for it late-EE?!"
Out of nowhere, with one swift Motion, all four Addisons were hoisted up and pinned against a metallic Surface by a Pair of giant Arms and Wings, a startled and high-pitched Noise of Surprise leaving each and every single one of them upon their Capture.
Their long and slender Arms poked out from above the robotic Limbs which currently held them captive in a Hug, hasty and glitchy Huffs of Air sounding right behind them as a certain Spambot was catching his Breath from their little Ambush just now.
"...A-Ah.", the first one to speak up was the yellow Darkner, a nervous Grin stretching across their Face, "Heeey, Spamton! Ya ain't mad at us for, like, tickling you half to Death, right?"
A big Shadow was cast over the four, likely due to the tallest of their kind leaning his Head forward to observe them.
No Response from him yet.
Next was Orange's Turn to open their Mouth.
"Yeah! You know we we're just having Fun together, Spams!"
"FUN?"
His Voice resonated in a low Pitch, sending a cold Shiver through the Spines of all four Darkners.
"Y-Yes?", Beads of Sweat were building on Blue's Forehead.
Another few Seconds ticked away before SNEO voiced his Response, his Tone still low as if calculating something.
"iF IT WAS SOO MUCH [[WHAT FUN!!!]]; THEN Y DON''T 1 [[Show, don't tell.]] Y'ALL [[How much does it cost?]] FUN IT IS 2B ON THE [[You've got Mail!]] END??"
Hands and Wings adjusted, Fingers resting against the Torsos of the two Addisons in the middle while Feathers hovered dangerously close to the Faces of the two outer Addisons, causing the colourful Bunch to yelp with widened Eyes.
"W-wait!", the pink Addison panicked, kicking their Legs which dangled below the large Arm around in an Attempt to flee, "How about a Bargain?! I'm sure we could negotiate somethi-aAAHAHA?!"
A Cacophony of wild Laughter broke loose from the four Addisons as pointy Fingers and long Feathers descended upon them with fueled Vengeance with none of them receiving even one Ounce of Mercy from their robotic Counterpart.
Pink and Orange, who were trapped right in the middle, attempted to wriggle away from the slender Fingertips erratically prodding and poking into their exposed Sides, however without any Success.
Blue and Yellow, being the two Addisons positioned in the outer Space of the Group, didn't fare any much better as Feathers lightly brushing against their Necks tore Squeals right out of them, especially when some of the soft Texture managed slip into the Collars of their Shirts and brush against their Collarbones a few Times.
"S-Spahaham- AHAhaehaha!! Pleheheasehehe!!", the blue Addison howled with Laughter, Hands feebly pushing against the colourful Feathers which just resulted in them sawing between the Gaps of his Fingers and tickling him further in the process.
"We're sohohorrehehe- ahaHAhaHAhe!!", Arms were held up against the back of their Neck to protect it, yet the yellow Addison couldn't stop the many Feathers from reaching the Side of their Face and under their Chin, Spots which still happen to be rather ticklish.
"Spahams! C'mohOHon, Mahan-AHEhehihe!! We wehere juhust pl-AHaha-playhiHIhing arohound!!", a Foot pressed against the mechanical Hand poking them, but that feeble Attempt was met with Humor as said Hand simply took Orange's Foot and pushed it aside to follow it up with even more playful Pokes, now aimed against their lower Ribs.
"AAH! NAhahat thehere, ya ohoversized ChickeHEhen- aHAHAheheha!!", a suprised Snort sounded from the pink Addison who tried to evade the rapid Pokes and Pinches against their Sides, yet to no Avail as the slender Digits decided to switch to their Hips instead.
With the Tables now turned, a wide Grin stretched across SNEO's Face as he snickered in an arrogant manner while he gleefully took in the mirthful Reactions of the colourful Bunch in his Arms.
Heavens, it felt good to have the high Ground over the four of them for once!
"[bagawk.sfx]-", he wanted to repeat after Pink, but instead the Sound of a Chicken played out of his Mouth on Accident, causing amused Laughter to erupt from the Addisons on top of their already chaotic chortling from the tickling which made Spamton feel his Cheeks heat up from Embarrassment.
Alright, let's try that again.
"HA HAA. VEE3RY [That's hilarious!].", the giant Robot spoke with Sarcasm as a previous Voice Excerpt of Pink sounded from him, "YOU WANNA [[NOW'S YOUR CHANCE]] SOMETHING FUNNY? LEMM E TELL YOU A [[Pun-tastic Puns!]] THEN!"
Hands and Wings slowed down, barely grazing the four Darkners now and reducing their Laughter into lighthearted giggling.
"WHY DID THE [Chicken Dance] CR0SS THE [Road work ahead? Uh, yeah! I sure hope it does!]??"
"Ohoho boy- whyhy?", Orange decided to entertain SNEO's Joke as they tilted their Head up to look at him.
"TO GET 2 THE [We are Addisons! All we do is advertise!!]'S HOUSE! "
If the Addisons could play Soundbits out of their Mouth just like Spamton was able to, Crickets would surely sound by now.
"Ihi don't gehet it.", a confused Smile tugged on Yellow's Lips, their Body twitching a few Times due to Feathers weakly nestling against his Neck.
Strangely enough, the large Bird-like Darkner did not appear bothered by the perplexed Reactions the four smaller Darkners displayed, as if he was still scheming something.
"AL[Take a right here.] , LEMME TRY THAT [[Again?]].
KNOCK KNOCK."
As expected, the pink Addison was the one to groan at that, following it up with a Facepalm to their Face.
"Reahally? A Knock Knohock Johoke? Alright, fuhuck it- Whoho's thehere?"
"THE CHICKEN."
In a matter of Seconds, the black Shirts of the four Addisons were suddenly hoisted up over their Midriffs by robotic Hands to which their exposed Stomachs were immediately attacked by tons of big Feathers fluttering and brushing against them.
To say that the four of them just broke the Soundbarrier with their loud screeching would be an Understatement.
"AAAH- AHAHEAhahaHA!!! IHI-AHA-IHI GEhet the joHOKE NOHOW!!", Yellow squealed while erratic Laughter poured out of him, both due to the Joke and due to the Feathers tickling the living Daylights out of them.
"S-AHEHAHAA-SPAHAMTOHON!! YOu FuhuHUCKER!!", Pink didn't fare much better against the Feathers, seeing how their Legs frantically kicked around, "WaHAhas ihIHIT 'CUSE I CAHALLEHED YOUhu a CHICKEHEN?!"
"AN [Family-sized] CHICKEN ; NON ETHELES."
Yeah, SNEO was being petty for that earlier Remark.
And also to mess with the four.
But mostly just to be petty.
"H-HEhey! I-AHaheahHAHA-IHI DIDN'T CAHALL yohou thAHAT! SOho why doHO I GEHET PUHULLED INTO THIHIS?!", Blue furrowed their Brows and tilted his Head and Spamton, but when some Feathers swept across an especially bad Spot over their upper Stomach, they reflexively curled into himself with their Hand repeatedly tapping against the metallic Arm holding him captive.
"SHARING IS CARING. EAHEAHAEHA!!"
To be extra mean, Spamton NEO leaned his Weight back a bit and arched his Spine just to make sure that his four Friends had a harder Time shielding their Midriffs from the Feathers with their Legs.
"EEH- THAhahAT'S NAhaHAT FAIHIR!!", some Snorts escaped the orange Addison who tried to reach their Arms down to fend off the tickly Feathers, however unsuccessfully so, "IHI CAN'T EHeven usehe mY AHARMS TO FIHIGHT BAHAHACK, EHEHIHIHAHA!!"
"TOO BAD SO [[Boo-hoo!]]!! SOUNDS LIEK A SKILL ISSUE 2 ME! EAHEAHE AHAE !!", SNEO laughed along as he carried on fluttering his Wings in random Patterns just to catch his Friends off-guard.
As a Minute or two passed, Yellow and Blue mostly resorted to covering their Faces with their Hands which didn't help much in muffling their high-pitched Squeaks and funny-sounding Snorts nor in hiding the ever growing Blush on their Cheeks, while Orange's and Pink's competitive Side still attempted to put up a Battle by squirming and kicking around, yet they ended up moreso on the losing half of it given that their robotic Companion happened to be rather competitive too and managed to always swiftly push the thrashing Limbs aside just to sneak in some more tickles.
"AHAL-AHA-AHALRIHIGHT!! HOhoHOW ABOuhut a DEHEAL?!", the orange Darkner now hoped to bargain with Spamton, seeing that they were not winning this Fight against him.
"A DEAL? WELL, [[Shapes and Colours!]] ME INTRIGED!!", SNEO's Wings slowed down ever-so-slightly, showing that he was listening.
"IHIhif you let uhuHUS GOHO, WE'LL GIHIVE YOU A COOKIHIE!!"
"ONLY [[The one and only!]]? PASS!"
With the first Bargain not working, it was Blue's Turn to interject.
"AHAHEhehe- TWOHOHO?!"
Okay, their large avian Friend seemed to ponder at that, meaning they were getting somewhere.
"TWO? WELL, NOW I 'M [[tickled pink]] ! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LITTLE [[Twerp!]] IS! EAHE4HEAHEA!!"
"OH FUHUCK YOUHU!", SNEO was not spared the harsh Glare which the pink Addison threw his way upon his bad Pun, "TH-ahehaHA- THAT ONE WAHAS BAHAHAD!!"
"YOU' RE [[laughtrack.sfx]]. YOUR POINT?", he grinned, as if he wasn't the sole Reason that tickly Feathers were swiping across the Darkner's Midriff Section over and over again.
Yellow spoke up next, not wanting for the current Deal they had going on to fall flat.
"THreheHEE?! THREe sound gOHOOD! RIHIGHT?!"
Maybe with three Cookies, he would accept the Offer!
"[[It's free?]]? YOU GOTTA TRI [8-bit] HARDER THAN THAT!"
Aaaand he's still torturing them with bad Puns. Great.
"SHADDUHUHUP!", yep, that one especially got to the pink Darkner with how they groaned in Annoyance once more, which however got broken up with a new Fit of cackling afterwards.
Seems like they've gotta pull out the big Guns now.
"F-fohOUHUR! O-ONE CookiEHE EACH FROHOM US!!", Pink now hid their Head in their Arms, their Shoulders bouncing up and down with Mirth, "FINAL OHOFFER, YA JEHEHERK-"
"DEAL!"
All four Addisons squeaked in Surprise when metallic Arms finally let them go, however their Fall was cushioned by the Lap underneath them.
Greedily, they took in huge Gulps of Air while their Hands rested on their Core Areas, some trying to rub away the faint tickling Sensations still haunting their Nerves there.
"GLAD MAKING [I'm busy!] WITH Y0U [[ For Dummies]]!", an amused Expression stretched across the Face of the robotic Darkner, his Eyes behind his Glasses observing the other four in his Lap while his Hand carefully patted some of their Heads.
"Yeah, yeheaha, whatehever."
Orange lightly swatted at Spamton's Hand and aimed a playful Glare at him-
"Once you're smahall again, you're gonna get it back tenfold, Spams-"
- only to squeak when a Finger poked them into their Side.
"IS THAT A THREAT?"
"Uh,no,haha! Whosaidwhat?", they whistled innocently, making Yellow facepalm.
Yeah, better shut up about it before SNEO considers starting up Round 2.
"Anyway-", Pink leaned back in the Robot's Lap to make themself comfortable once more, "What did you say your Opinion about Candy Brands was again? I forgot."
Blue followed suit and leaned back too, their Hand gingerly fidgeting with the Fingers of Spamton's bigger one.
"Yeah. Before you accidentally got cut off by me."
"OH, THAT.", SNEO leaned back and pondered for a Moment before he managed to recall what he was talking about much earlier, "RIGHT!"
With that, the Conversation of the five Darkners soon drifted back off to the original Topic at Hand, the Noise of their chattering eventually taking up the Cliffsides of Castle Town once more.
