Kim Lê Chiên

Never try to race a panther, it does not end well at all #alwps

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Yellow

It's okay anon. I question my existence too sometimes.

Like yesterday and the day before.

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[hello-amber-here]

*Honk* 🪿

Oh shit! Build the blanket fort!

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Am I invited?

[hello-amber-here]

Only if you bring me a cherry slushie

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Fair enough. I'll bring one.

[hello-amber-here]

Awesome, but remember that's only the surcharge fee, so I require 5 bucks and you're in.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Fine fine. Here you go

*giving 5 bucks and a cherry slushy*

[hello-amber-here]

Okay, as promised, sanctuary in the fort.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Okay, but it's totally worth it because this is a massive blanket fort.

[hello-amber-here]

*Honk* 🪿

Oh shit! Build the blanket fort!

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Am I invited?

[hello-amber-here]

Only if you bring me a cherry slushie

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Fair enough. I'll bring one.

[hello-amber-here]

Awesome, but remember that's only the surcharge fee, so I require 5 bucks and you're in.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Fine fine. Here you go

*giving 5 bucks and a cherry slushy*

[betimfasterthanapanther]

*Honk* 🪿

I am not racing anymore animals. Except for @dontletmynamefoolyou's chicken because we talked about it as a joke, but then I got tempted to actually do it. This was like 3 months ago.. But it still needs to happen.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

I actually forgot about that.

But I don't recommend it, Bach is crazy when he's hungry.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

I've already committed unfortunately, so now I'll have to race your killer chicken.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

*Honk* 🪿

I am not racing anymore animals. Except for @dontletmynamefoolyou's chicken because we talked about it as a joke, but then I got tempted to actually do it. This was like 3 months ago.. But it still needs to happen.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Are you still on the run from Officer Roger because you lit his car on fire

Yes.

[ni-yooo]

it's fine bro just take my hat and he'll think you're me

[betimfasterthanapanther]

You are actually such a genius man

[hello-amber-here]

*Honk* 🪿

Oh shit! Build the blanket fort!

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Am I invited?

[hello-amber-here]

Only if you bring me a cherry slushie

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Fair enough. I'll bring one.

[hello-amber-here]

*Honk* 🪿

Oh shit! Build the blanket fort!

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Am I invited?

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Are you still on the run from Officer Roger because you lit his car on fire

Yes.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

My anon senses are tingling I can sense your about to commit a crime STOP IT!

I promise! It wasn't me! And if it was, I didn't mean to light Roger's cop car on fire, but my flamethrower had a mind of it's own, I swear.

[dontletmynamefoolyou]

Of course! You're completely innocent. It didn't happen until after you were out of there so it couldn't be you

Next time don't bring it up

[betimfasterthanapanther]

Yes! That is exactly what happened.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

You're a rather horrid liar. Well, at least we know you're trustworthy

Is this supposed to be a compliment? Because I'm really getting mixed signals here.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

My anon senses are tingling I can sense your about to commit a crime STOP IT!

I promise! It wasn't me! And if it was, I didn't mean to light Roger's cop car on fire, but my flamethrower had a mind of it's own, I swear.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

M: I wanna redo it for the whole group and tally it up based on in character opinions, so I'm asking everyone, and yes, this time I'm from the discord and my identity is obvious instead of some rando anon. - 🌈

Who are the top 5 miraculous holders you crush on/simp for?

Considering I basically already answered this, I'll just put it back here. 🙂

[betimfasterthanapanther]

What about King Monkey, isn't he attractive?

*chokes on his drink*

Well, sure he is.. But he's not my type at all.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

If there were 5 miraculous holders, previous to current you find attractive who would that be?

M: Holy kerfufel, this ask is old. I'll answer it anyway though! In character below!

Please tell my friends not to bully me.

Okay, so I've never said it before but I absolutely love Rooster Bold. Top of my list, perfect in every conceiveable way.

Chat Noir, do I really have to say more? I mean it's Chat.

Viperion, also perfection

Ryuko, of course I've never personally met her, but she seems awesome.

And Finally Carapace, I've seen him a few times and he always seems so cool and nice. Also he CAN THROW HIS SHIELD LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA! IT'S SO AWESOME!

Of course, I have Ondine and nothing could make me happier than being with her.

[betimfasterthanapanther]

🥕

Well thank you, kind carrot anon