starters based on best-of-inspobot
“it’s up to you to punch holes in your future“
“being hit repeatedly over the head with a hammer can be traumatizing”
“you are a slutty piece of meat”
“upset with how the world works? you will be”
“being human is a comedy about damnation”
“perhaps a lot of evils turn out the way they usually do because you’re actually already dead?”
“life is 110 percent incomprehensible”
“having a soul is not life-affirming”
“democracy is a freak show where the main attraction is shit”
“remain farty and be screwed”
“ask not ‘where’s the money’ but ‘wuddup bitches’“
“sexy today, unsexy tomorrow”
“maybe it can be nice to chill?”
“shut your mouth and have a fantastic day at work”
“people are coming for you”
“you carry the potential to become the sexiest maniac”
“why not get yourself a hammer?”
“sadness is not everybody’s cup of tea”
“skeletons. their goal is to kill you”
“the human spirit should be outlawed”
“you can be the reason why some random guy feels appreciated”
“things should’ve been illegal”
“know that you are sensitive. know that you are welcome. know that you are amazeballs”
“eating rat poison can be deadly”
“you don’t have to be a jerk about life”
“most people say the definition of competence is falling down the staircase and forcing others to do the same”
“look into the mirror and say: you look great”
“feel your belly button rise and fall”
“please don’t start an online feud”
“if you will not be yourself, someone else will”
“heaven is working against you, of couse”
“birds are figments of your imagination”
“invert your left nostril backwards”
