are you mine?

gather round, children; let me spin you a fable

[ilygilley-deactivated20150507]

@batmatty: never shall i ever play air hockey with @rockinrobin. #lessonlearned

[bettathanyouuu]

@rockinrobin: @batmatty you enjoyed the consolation kisses tho xo

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Matt: NOOOOOO! that poor ladybug probably had a family! 😢

Matt: Fine, don't tell me... but it was obviously something since you didn't bring it up.

Matt: No, no. It's just.. not something I wanted happening via text. I'm nearly there, Robin.

Matt: I heart you too, Rowan.

Rowan: I feel so bad! Must think positive, was not a lady bug. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I did something like that again, dear god.

Rowan: It was just an awkward conversation.

Rowan: It's not happening via text, I actually have the guts to ask you in person right now. We'll do this right, bb.

Rowan: I know, and that's what keeps me going.

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Matt: good EVENING starshine, the earth says hello! 👋

Matt: Try to stay put for as long as you can. I'm already on my way!

Matt: Rowan, what was it?

Matt: I'm not the greatest, but than you. That's really sweet. :) You're one of the greatest people I know too.

Matt: Oooh. I know- Ro, I know. . . I just. Don't want this to be done over text?

Rowan: I THINK I STEPPED ON A LADYBUG

Rowan: Also, can we please not talk about other people? Doesn't matter

Rowan: Oh my god. I ruined it by texting, didn't I? Staying put for a bit. Come to Robin ♥

Rowan: I heart you, Matthew.

[bettathanyouuu]

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Matt: Guten Tag!

Matt: Good. Great. Perfect. Just be careful when you're walking... Should come meet you half way... Yeah no.. I will. In fact, I'll just meet you there so you don't have to walk this late on your own.

Matt: Someone called you out? Who the fuck-? What did they say?

Matt: I'm great? Why do you say that?

Matt: Oooh. Oh! That's why!

Matt: Don't be silly Robin, I've always been you Batman.

Rowan: I ran out of greetings oMFG GREETINGS EARTHLING

Rowan: I'll be careful, sir; I promise! I'd normally say no, because it's really cold out, and I don't want you to get sick- but okie dokie, come meet me! I'll probably meet you halfway tho

Rowan: Shush, it was nothing. It was kind of funny, really.

Rowan: Because you are the absolute greatest person I know, that is why.

Rowan: Not like that. I was kind of using Batman for the other B word?

Rowan: Boyfrieeeeend

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Matt: Hello. Hello. Helloooo.

Matt: that bad? dang. be careful now.. okay?

Matt: oooh, ro, i'm sorry i'm not there. :/

Matt: so....? what's up?

Rowan: Bonjouuuuuur with an echo.

Rowan: I'll be super duper careful, honeybee! I'll walk home and clear my head before going home.

Rowan: It's okay, 'm about to leave anyway. It's so weird, I didn't even go inside that much- and yes, someone did call me out on it.

Rowan: Um.

Rowan: You're great. Absolutely great.

Rowan: And I think it's time to ask, and imagine me going down on one knee right now-

Rowan: Would you be my Batman?

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Matt: Hi, hi, hi.

Matt: I told you not to go.

Matt: How bad is it?

Rowan: Hola, hola, hola!

Rowan: I should've listened to Batman.

Rowan: So bad that I'm drinking a beer, and it is absolutely horrible. Pretty sure there are going to be tears in my eyes soon.

Rowan: Anyway! Texted 'cause I wanted to tell you that it would be much more fun if you were here

Rowan: Plus something else that is very, very important because things depend on this so

[erin-fowler]

Oh, yeah, of course. -hands her one- It’s not very good. Well, actually I don’t think any beer’s all that good, but… 

[bettathanyouuu]

( she takes it. ) I don't really like beer, but it'll do this once. Thank you.

[bettathanyouuu]

| ❊ texts ➜ matty ❊ |

Rowan: Hey, hey, hey.

Rowan: Guess where I am?

Rowan: Guess where I shouldn't have come to?

[bettathanyouuu]

☆

☆ - Tell your best friend you’re never speaking to them again

     ”——S'pose I got this in the bag, mate. Sickening how happy these things make ya.”

[wesprescott-blog]

"Why aren’tcha dancin’ inside? Costumes and masks too 2K14 fer ya?"

[bettathanyouuu]

"Not really actually--- I just, feels weird dancing inside- and alone- and stuff, y'know? Plus fresh air, I love it."

[erin-fowler]

[bettathanyouuu]

Hey--- can you pretty, pretty please hand me a beer?

[miles-mattox]

Are masks seriously suppose to “hide” your identity? C’mon. 

[miles-mattox]

[bettathanyouuu]

Only the full face ones would do that, but sadly no one's really wearing those.

[arthur-truman11-deactivated2020]

Why did I let Penelope talk me into coming to this thing? 

[arthur-truman11-deactivated2020]

[bettathanyouuu]

Who knows, but hopefully you end up having a wonderful night!

[bettathanyouuu]

@batmatty: Woah! Way to ruin a perfectly thought out pick up line @rockinrobin!

@rockinrobin: @batmatty Psh, you don't need pick up lines- that smile does it all.

[adelaidehollands]

"McDonald’s cool with you?"

[bettathanyouuu]

"Super cool with me! I'm always up for McDonald's, not even up for question anymore."

[apriludgayte]

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