i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

hey now the name's miles and each and every one of you is an all star in my eyes.

[itsjordanmoreno]

I would never. -pouts-

[miles-mattox]

Never say never, Moreno. 

[ser-pea-nt]

“I have to prove how tough I am? Oh man. Alright. What do I have to do to prove I’m tough? Other then completely beat you up, that isn’t so nice. Even if I can totally do it.” 

[miles-mattox]

“Easy, tiger. Nobody’s beating anyone up. If you’re so tough, lets arm wrestle then. That is if you’re up for the challenge.” 

[dangerouslyeliza]

“It’s your face! It’s very… young looking? No way, I’ll show you my ID if you show me yours!”

[miles-mattox]

“Well, that’s not the comment I usually get when it comes to my face, but I guess it’s not the worst thing someone could say. Alright, you show me yours and I’ll show you mine. Sounds like a fair deal.” 

[willowknoxxx]

Surprised? Good. Geez. I knew I should have tried harder when it came to teaching you how to make them. You’re going to need me for the rest of your life otherwise. I leave again tomorrow night. 

[miles-mattox]

Eh, you were a good teacher and all, I’m just a shit student. Maybe we can try again another time then. Hey, I wouldn’t argue with that, y’know. It’d be fun to keep ya around. That quick? Well, shit. 

[foster-tyler-blog]

Do you mean every day of my life.

[miles-mattox]

I’ve seriously got to start hanging out with you more if that’s the case.

[itsjordanmoreno]

-spins around on the chair, nearly falling off, laughing so hard she does- Wheee. Let’s do that again.

[miles-mattox]

-arches a brow as he shakes his head- Maybe we should stop while we’re ahead. Don’t want ya puking all over the place now. 

[willowknoxxx]

I realize I’m like a gorgeous mirage but I can pinch you if you’d like. Nope, just taking a quick trip home before we open. 

[miles-mattox]

Such a sweet offer, but I think I’m good. Just surprised. Seriously? Gotta say, I’m sort of disappointed. I’m dying without your tacos.  When are you leaving again? 

[dangerouslyeliza]

“Well you look about 17. Hey! I happen to be 21, thank you very much.”

[miles-mattox]

“Okay, no I know you’re messing with me. Seventeen? C’mon. Oh, yeah? I don’t believe it. You’re nineteen at most.”

[dangerouslyeliza]

“You seem like more of a clean cut… Wait, are you even old enough to be in a bar?”

[miles-mattox]

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. How old do you even think I am? If anything I should be the one asking you that question, little lady.” 

[ser-pea-nt]

“Whoa, whoa. I can handle anything, Mr. warm-something-else. Hit me with your best shot.”

[miles-mattox]

“Anything, huh? I dunno, I know you like to act tough and all, but I think you’re gonna have to try to convince me harder.” 

[willowknoxxx]

In the flesh, baby. 

[miles-mattox]

Gotta say, I almost don’t believe it. Are ya back for good this time? 

[dangerouslyeliza]

“Didn’t think this was your kinda place.”

[miles-mattox]

“Yeah? And why’s that?” 

[willowknoxxx]

Surpriseeeeee! Did you miss me? 

[miles-mattox]

Willow Knox? In the flesh? 

[miles-mattox]

"You've got a warm heart."

“I’ve got a warm something. Not so sure it’s my heart though.” 

[ser-pea-nt]

“Oh, please, Miles. Do go on.”

[miles-mattox]

“See, I would, but I don’t think you could handle it, Ellie.” 

[miles-mattox]

My favorite kind of holidays are the ones where you can drink and no one will judge ya for it. 

[denise-maes11]

Look, I have an amazing personality and killer looks, to be honest I’m surprised you haven’t asked me to marry you yet. -smirks- That’s why we’re such a great couple, we’re both ridiculous. You more than me, obviously. But at least I’m not denying anything. -rolls her eyes-  Fine. Go ahead.

[miles-mattox]

Maybe I just don’t think you’re up for the task. -glares at her- Are you just going to keep on living in that delusional world of yours? -smirks- I’ll let you have the first move since I’m such a gentleman. 

[miles-mattox]

"You've got a warm heart."

“I’ve got a warm something. Not so sure it’s my heart though.”