Haley

She/her Every season is Ugg season

[better-late-than-ugly]

Introduction!!!🩷

I’m Haley, the towns hottie!!

I love sunflowers and new fashion.

I hope to be a professional photographer 📸

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Ooc: No nsfw I am a minor. This is for shiz and giggs nothing is too serious on here. Asks are always open!! Please feel free to interact!! And when I post as Haley it will be sent like this. Posts not in character will typically say ooc!!

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[better-late-than-ugly]

What?

[better-late-than-ugly]

Whos your least favorite person in pelican town?

Definitely Pam. I fucking hate that bitch.

[just-a-frog-guy]

THATS SO FUCKING REAL WHO THE HELL PUT THE ALCOHOLIC IN CHARGE OF THE BUS????

[better-late-than-ugly]

FOR REAL LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????

[better-late-than-ugly]

Whos your least favorite person in pelican town?

Definitely Pam. I fucking hate that bitch.

[better-late-than-ugly]

Gayest person in pelican town?

@just-a-frog-guy

[just-a-frog-guy]

Fuck you

[better-late-than-ugly]

😠🖕

[better-late-than-ugly]

Whats a fashion trend you think we'll all regret in 10 years

Tight thin zip up jackets… Like they’re cute now but I feel like in 10 years everyone’s gonna wonder why we liked them so much

[better-late-than-ugly]

🫵 gay

Youre like that one audio from "I'm a Cheerleader," movie

"I get good grades, I got to church, I'm a Cheerleader! I'm a homosexual! I' A HOMOSEXUAL! IM A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!"

I AM NOT GAY!!! OH MY GOD

[better-late-than-ugly]

You should get sam and sebastian together

I’ve tried!!!! But they won’t give into their gayness😔

[better-late-than-ugly]

Gayest person in pelican town?

@just-a-frog-guy

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

How do you feel about Good Luck Babe and/or Casual by Chappell Roan?

oh dude i love those songs :D i stayed off of chappell roan for a while because she isn’t really my style but BOY did i regret not finding her sooner!!! she’s awesome :)

[better-late-than-ugly]

God Sam, stop being so gay😒

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

it’s not gay to like her music :(

[better-late-than-ugly]

I think it is. I mean, according to Sebastian anyway 😒

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

then why do you like it :/

[better-late-than-ugly]

Because I like making people have false opinions on me

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

How do you feel about Good Luck Babe and/or Casual by Chappell Roan?

oh dude i love those songs :D i stayed off of chappell roan for a while because she isn’t really my style but BOY did i regret not finding her sooner!!! she’s awesome :)

[better-late-than-ugly]

God Sam, stop being so gay😒

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

it’s not gay to like her music :(

[better-late-than-ugly]

I think it is. I mean, according to Sebastian anyway 😒

[amethyst-eater]

Why do you eat rocks? Fucking rock eater?

https://www.tumblr.com/amethyst-eater/767605691830648832/abigail-why-do-you-eat-amethyst?source=share answer here you EMOOOO

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why do you assume I said that? Assumptions are bad, Abigail. That's how people get locked up for murders they didn't commit.

[amethyst-eater]

Cause I know it was you you little freak.

[just-a-frog-guy]

But it wasn't 🥺

[amethyst-eater]

I saw "is eating amethyst bad for you" and "how to set up an intervention" on you search history don't lie to me loser.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU ABIGAIL. AS ONE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS ITS MY JOB TO NOTICE WHEN YOURE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING. AND I THINK EATING FUCKING AMETHYST IS A CLEAR SIGN YOU NEED MENTAL HELP

[amethyst-eater]

AS ONE OF MY "IN THE CLOSET" FRIENDS YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS IS NORMALLLL MY HAIR HAS NOT BEEN DYED FOR 6 YEARS AND IT IS STILL PURPLE WHAT IS NORMAL ABOUT THAT THE AMETHYST IS HOW IT STAYS THAT WAY.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I AM NOT IN THE CLOSET ABBY. IM FUCKING STRAIGHT.

[amethyst-eater]

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT THE CLOSET IS GLASS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUU!

[just-a-frog-guy]

STAAAAAAHHHPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT IM GONNA TELL ON YOU TO YOUR MOM

[amethyst-eater]

TELL HER WHAT?? THAT YOUR A HOMOOOO?? COMING OUT TO EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF!

[just-a-frog-guy]

IM NOT FUCKING GAY ABIGAIL!

[amethyst-eater]

YOU ARE SO STUPIDDDDD UGH

[just-a-frog-guy]

WELL AT LEAST IM SMARTER THAN HALEY

@better-late-than-ugly clocked

[better-late-than-ugly]

EXCUSE ME YOU ASS WIPE??

[the-housewife-life]

Sebastian you should be nicer to the women of Pelican Town

[better-late-than-ugly]

Thank you Jodi

[he-was-a-skater-boy]

How do you feel about Good Luck Babe and/or Casual by Chappell Roan?

oh dude i love those songs :D i stayed off of chappell roan for a while because she isn’t really my style but BOY did i regret not finding her sooner!!! she’s awesome :)

[better-late-than-ugly]

God Sam, stop being so gay😒

[amethyst-eater]

Why do you eat rocks? Fucking rock eater?

https://www.tumblr.com/amethyst-eater/767605691830648832/abigail-why-do-you-eat-amethyst?source=share answer here you EMOOOO

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why do you assume I said that? Assumptions are bad, Abigail. That's how people get locked up for murders they didn't commit.

[amethyst-eater]

Cause I know it was you you little freak.

[just-a-frog-guy]

But it wasn't 🥺

[amethyst-eater]

I saw "is eating amethyst bad for you" and "how to set up an intervention" on you search history don't lie to me loser.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU ABIGAIL. AS ONE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS ITS MY JOB TO NOTICE WHEN YOURE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING. AND I THINK EATING FUCKING AMETHYST IS A CLEAR SIGN YOU NEED MENTAL HELP

[amethyst-eater]

AS ONE OF MY "IN THE CLOSET" FRIENDS YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS IS NORMALLLL MY HAIR HAS NOT BEEN DYED FOR 6 YEARS AND IT IS STILL PURPLE WHAT IS NORMAL ABOUT THAT THE AMETHYST IS HOW IT STAYS THAT WAY.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I AM NOT IN THE CLOSET ABBY. IM FUCKING STRAIGHT.

[amethyst-eater]

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT THE CLOSET IS GLASS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT YOUU!

[just-a-frog-guy]

STAAAAAAHHHPPPPP THIS IS HARASSMENT IM GONNA TELL ON YOU TO YOUR MOM

[amethyst-eater]

TELL HER WHAT?? THAT YOUR A HOMOOOO?? COMING OUT TO EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF!

[just-a-frog-guy]

IM NOT FUCKING GAY ABIGAIL!

[amethyst-eater]

YOU ARE SO STUPIDDDDD UGH

[just-a-frog-guy]

WELL AT LEAST IM SMARTER THAN HALEY

@better-late-than-ugly clocked

[better-late-than-ugly]

EXCUSE ME YOU ASS WIPE??

[better-late-than-ugly]

OPINIONS ON SUBWAY BY CHAPPELL ROAN???

I FUCKING LOVE IT

[better-late-than-ugly]

Has your boyfriend confessed about his homosexuality yet?

-the emo

Ookayyyy. Actually go fuck yourself.

[just-a-frog-guy]

ANSWER THE QUESTION HALEY

[better-late-than-ugly]

He’s not gay you asswipe!!!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Okay but did he tell you that?

[better-late-than-ugly]

Actually, he did in fact tell me that

[just-a-frog-guy]

Okay but he's a himbo you can't trust anything he says

[better-late-than-ugly]

Why are you so obsessed with his sexuality? Do you have a big fat crush on him or something?

[just-a-frog-guy]

Uh, I'm not gay, and if I were, i wouldn't date a brunette be fucking for real haley, brunettes are the lowest links of society

[better-late-than-ugly]

Oh, that’s right, I’m sorry, my bad. You’d date Sam!!

[just-a-frog-guy]

why are you so obsessed with Sam's love life? Do YOU have a big fat crush on HIM?

[better-late-than-ugly]

No. His house is so close to mine I can hear him talk to him himself at night….

[just-a-frog-guy]

Oh my gosh my best friend's a schizo...

[better-late-than-ugly]

**Boyfriend

[just-a-frog-guy]

Alright ozempic addict

[better-late-than-ugly]

WOAH. And I’ve never actually used Ozempic because I’ve never been fat enough to need it 😒

[just-a-frog-guy]

Alright offbrand barbie

[better-late-than-ugly]

Where are yoooo?

[better-late-than-ugly]

Has your boyfriend confessed about his homosexuality yet?

-the emo

Ookayyyy. Actually go fuck yourself.

[just-a-frog-guy]

ANSWER THE QUESTION HALEY

[better-late-than-ugly]

He’s not gay you asswipe!!!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Okay but did he tell you that?

[better-late-than-ugly]

Actually, he did in fact tell me that

[just-a-frog-guy]

Okay but he's a himbo you can't trust anything he says

[better-late-than-ugly]

Why are you so obsessed with his sexuality? Do you have a big fat crush on him or something?

[just-a-frog-guy]

Uh, I'm not gay, and if I were, i wouldn't date a brunette be fucking for real haley, brunettes are the lowest links of society

[better-late-than-ugly]

Oh, that’s right, I’m sorry, my bad. You’d date Sam!!

[just-a-frog-guy]

why are you so obsessed with Sam's love life? Do YOU have a big fat crush on HIM?

[better-late-than-ugly]

No. His house is so close to mine I can hear him talk to him himself at night….

[just-a-frog-guy]

Oh my gosh my best friend's a schizo...

[better-late-than-ugly]

**Boyfriend

[just-a-frog-guy]

Alright ozempic addict

[better-late-than-ugly]

WOAH. And I’ve never actually used Ozempic because I’ve never been fat enough to need it 😒