Sebastian

He/they, #1 Demetrius hater, I like frogs.

[just-a-frog-guy]

INTRO POST

I'm Sebastian.

I like frogs and MCR

And Sam. Oh and Abby too. And dr. Harvey. And my sister Maru <3

read below cut for ooc

Asks are welcome <33

No NSFW bc I said so

All responses as sebastian will be like this

[just-a-frog-guy]

oh my godddd we should kill him

WE SHOULD. PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1.

[just-a-frog-guy]

hey what’s today’s mood king

today's mood is pissed Demetrius ate the last of the sashimi in the fridge even though it had my name on it

[amethyst-eater]

Do you like smooth amethyst or rocky amethyst?

I don't really have a preference. Both of them are soooo good. The smooth ones kinda remind me of grapes but a lot bigger a jaw breaker would probably be more accurate. And then the rocky ones look like blackberries....if blackberries were hard and tasted nothing like they do now and we're lighter in color.

[just-a-frog-guy]

You've thought about this a lot haven't you?

[aestrologist]

<3

[just-a-frog-guy]

@amethyst-eater are you gonna eat it?

[just-a-frog-guy]

imagine having a secret crush on a blonde girl who feels the same way but doesn't know it yet

cough @amethyst-eater cough

[amethyst-eater]

sigh your delusion is literally un matched. It is genuinely impressive how blind you are.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I have 20/20 vision I'm not blind one bit you're just angry that your blondie won't lock in

[amethyst-eater]

[just-a-frog-guy]

you know I'm right

[amethyst-eater]

Are you high rn. Actually are you just in a state of constant highness?? Cause you act like it. Meaning your stupid. Incase your "20/20 vision" missed that.

[just-a-frog-guy]

actually I might be

[just-a-frog-guy]

imagine having a secret crush on a blonde girl who feels the same way but doesn't know it yet

cough @amethyst-eater cough

[amethyst-eater]

sigh your delusion is literally un matched. It is genuinely impressive how blind you are.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I have 20/20 vision I'm not blind one bit you're just angry that your blondie won't lock in

[amethyst-eater]

[just-a-frog-guy]

you know I'm right

[gr4p3fru1t-sky]

Whos your least favorite person in pelican town?

I don’t not like anyone, but I think the person I interact with least is Linus. He seems like a good man though!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Linus lives behind my house sometimes he stands nearby while I smoke he's pretty chill. pretty sure he trifles through my trash can though. not like I really care.

[just-a-frog-guy]

imagine having a secret crush on a blonde girl who feels the same way but doesn't know it yet

cough @amethyst-eater cough

[amethyst-eater]

sigh your delusion is literally un matched. It is genuinely impressive how blind you are.

[just-a-frog-guy]

I have 20/20 vision I'm not blind one bit you're just angry that your blondie won't lock in

[just-a-frog-guy]

imagine having a secret crush on a blonde girl who feels the same way but doesn't know it yet

cough @amethyst-eater cough

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[better-late-than-ugly]

What?

[just-a-frog-guy]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[amethyst-eater]

he's lying this is slander he's trying to deflect his very obvious feelings for Sam onto someone else.

[just-a-frog-guy]

GASLIGHTER GASLIGHTER

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[better-late-than-ugly]

What?

[just-a-frog-guy]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[amethyst-eater]

Hate to break it to you but your projecting ignoring your own feelings and instead focusing on me and a girl I hardly ever talk to

[just-a-frog-guy]

Hate to break it to you but you relate to Chappel Roan more than you let on

[amethyst-eater]

Mf obviously I'm not straight but you aren't either hurry up and come to terms with it

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok i may not be the straightest guy out there but I'm definitely not in love with Sam

[amethyst-eater]

Me when I lie

[just-a-frog-guy]

Stfu barney

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[amethyst-eater]

Hate to break it to you but your projecting ignoring your own feelings and instead focusing on me and a girl I hardly ever talk to

[just-a-frog-guy]

Hate to break it to you but you relate to Chappel Roan more than you let on

[amethyst-eater]

Mf obviously I'm not straight but you aren't either hurry up and come to terms with it

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok i may not be the straightest guy out there but I'm definitely not in love with Sam

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[amethyst-eater]

Hate to break it to you but your projecting ignoring your own feelings and instead focusing on me and a girl I hardly ever talk to

[just-a-frog-guy]

Hate to break it to you but you relate to Chappel Roan more than you let on

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough

[amethyst-eater]

Mf you are literally neglecting your feelings for hair gel maniac

[just-a-frog-guy]

@better-late-than-ugly Hate to break it to you but Abigail's in love with you

[just-a-frog-guy]

was that you falling down the stairs at like 12 o clock next to the shop?

-@amethyst-eater

shut up there was ice all over the stairs and it was dark

[amethyst-eater]

Dear Yoba. What were you even doing out that late???

[just-a-frog-guy]

I was going to Sam's house cause I couldn't sleep

[amethyst-eater]

Queer!

[just-a-frog-guy]

Says you, you bite amethyst just cause you can't get a girlfriend

[amethyst-eater]

You are literally the most oblivious little idiot i have ever had the misfortune of meeting you little twig. I'm not going to argue about this again.

[just-a-frog-guy]

Why don't you go fucking kiss haley while listening to Casual by Chappel Roan

[amethyst-eater]

Go listen to "parents" and take its advice

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ok ok that's fucking crazy go listen to "I wanna be your girlfriend," by girl in red and think about Haley while you do it

[amethyst-eater]

go listen to "Rev your motor" Zuko wanna be

[just-a-frog-guy]

alright you fucking Rarity wanna be, this isn't my little pony

[amethyst-eater]

Friendship isn't magic when I watch you desperately pining for you best friend

[just-a-frog-guy]

You look like fucking Barney I don't even want to hear it

I bet Haley loves your barney hair too

[amethyst-eater]

Dude you built like a teletubby

[just-a-frog-guy]

Ho you built like the Cheshire Cat

[amethyst-eater]

Thats you

[just-a-frog-guy]

Youre the wish version of Raven from teen titans

[amethyst-eater]

You built like that mf gizmo except not smart

[just-a-frog-guy]

You built like that chick Darla from finding Nemo but purple

[amethyst-eater]

At least my parents care enough to pay for braces you neglected dust might

[just-a-frog-guy]

At least I'm not neglected by the girl i like cough Haley cough