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"Ach, ye mukker! Ye think America leavin' yer scone sucking ars' was bad---? Nae. Dinna fash yerself... n'quit yer bloody haverin' - ye ain't seen n o t h i n' yet! Ya wee Bas." I'll have m' freedom! x In Defens God Me Defend Th' Flouer o Scotland will ner' Dee!Name: Alexander Kirkland Country Title: Haud awn...In the name of the wee man! Are ye a' glaikit eejit? M' the personification o' Scotland! aka. th' best part of the United Kingdom. After a' we nae can kid oorsels, nae can we?

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FF7 Fandom Right Now:

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As much as I don’t wish to bother people with my problems, this is something very important. Recently my fiance was diagnosed with lung cancer. He needs to undergo surgery before it spreads anymore. Our insurance won’t cover all of it and our financial...

#tw #pass on #reblog

Well well...

Nao it looks li' the ask box has been stuffed t'death during my break! Wah? Did ye think I was a goner? A'm fine, slainte! Nice t' see ye all back here I'll be lookin' forward t'more o' ye favorites. an some mo' dear brother bashi'n ah wee cooli

...but I'll gie ye a skelpit lug if a see another one o' those pairin's from ye's!

#aph #APH #Hetalia #Scotland

An we a' fall dewn..

#Brothers #England #Here we go again!#Hetalia #Scotland #The United Kingdom #UK #aph #APH

...Thenk ye!

Och...Thenk ye uncoly fer all the follows(+) ! Ah can accept 'at n' ah will do my bes' for all o' ye wee mukkers.

#aph #APH #Hetalia #Scotland #ThankYou

If...

Nam bu leam fhìn thu thàlaidhinn thu' If you were mine I would lull you to sleep - - -

#APH #aph #Scotland #England #Scotland aph #England aph

From Th' Ask Box!

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Whit?!!?!?!?! Ach ah couldn't possible'.. A'm tint. S'nae even a' question! I-I mean w...wae !? Come awn!

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ah fer th'...

A loue ye.

Keep ye heid! - Ask Box-

Ae moment please! M' abou t' close the Ask Box soon! M pas' 47+ nao..

Thenk ye uncoly fer ye interest..S'time t' answer ye burnin' questions! Fer nou (until a' close th' box) lets answer ane... See ye efter!

| Still wan' t'ask ye deepest dawney secrets? Go ahlon'-- Ye mukkers have so' time still ---Alexander |

#APH #Hetalia #Scotland #aph Scotland

Up Yer Kilt!

#APH #Hetalia #Scotland #aph Scotland

S'time fo' a' wee joke

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."

#APH #Hetalia #Scotlland #Northern Ireland #England #aph Scotland

A Scottish Workout {Workou' w/ Alexander!}

Lifting weights is a popular activity for building muscle, gaining strength and enhancing your appearance. Lifting weights properly will help you realize your goals quicker and achieve the results you want. Using bad form or technique when moving barbells and dumbbells around may cause injury and derail your training plans.

Step 1

Choose a weight that you can perform 12 to 15 repetitions with when starting out, advises MayoClinic.com. Increase the weight as you gain strength.

Step 2

Lift weights slowly, using your muscles to complete reps and not momentum. Refrain from arching your back or rocking your body to get weights up with any exercise.

Step 3

Move the weights through a full range of motion for the particular muscle group you are working. Feel a full stretch and contraction with each repetition.

Step 4