Between idea and reality...

She is definitely not herself. Tweet

[awed-frog]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[domesticateddog]

[joshua-wright]

A well-focused seethe can be a very pleasurable thing. 

[stuft]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[plaidmax-deactivated20200708]

Wakanda, a country which contains the world’s most valuable resource: Shuri

[toasthag]

what do you MEAN every slightly negative thing that happens to me isn’t a personal attack

[siickangel]

gin$eng // i’ll be okay

[thejakelikesonions]

Otherwise you’ll hurt your back.

[between-idea-and-reality]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Witches in modern situations: cool and cute

Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Exhibit A: Woonyoung Joon’s art

Exhibit B: This shit right here

[powerfulwizard]

Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[smugladies]

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

[lizard-music]

@histskins

[between-idea-and-reality]

I think I'm in love.

[fanonical]

seriously though why do wizards celebrate christmas other than ‘jk rowling is christian’

what reason do literal wizards have to celebrate a muggle god whose miracles are mostly within the limits of what wizards can normally do anyway

[sugar-and-spite]

i love that the responses on this post basically boil down to

1. it’s fun

2. muggleborns

and my personal favorite

3. jesus was a wizard

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

[was-once-somewhere-else]

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

[abotl]

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.

[miscreant-side-puffs]

More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.

[lolhistoryposts]

Now I can’t stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock

[pollydoodles]

Now I can’t stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato.

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAVE

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

As you do

[clarabeau]

[clarabeau]

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

[between-idea-and-reality]

Dogs not catching shit will never stop being funny.

[martyrjoan]

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE