Watching out for the Folk.

Hello. Welcome to the fridge. You will see many folk around here, most are good, but always know bad days happen. I am not a beverage myself, I'm a tank here to serve as a doctor for the folk. Please, call me J.

[beveragecompanyman]

supersweetsmoothie

aahh thank you so much mister J! I’ll let you know if it gets too much then! has everyone been treating you nice in the company and your job thingie?

My job… “thingie”. Ah.

/pauses/ They’re keeping me busy. Away from my primary function here, but none the less, I’m always doing something because of them.

[supersweetsmoothie]

oh?? is that a good thing or a bad thing? i cant really tell…..

[beveragecompanyman]

That is yet to be seen if I’m honest. It feels like going in circles, or being on a stationary bike. Getting no where fast.

... I’ve been cooking much recently. There is extra tikka masala in the fridge if you would care for some.

[beveragecompanyman]

supersweetsmoothie

aahh thank you so much mister J! I’ll let you know if it gets too much then! has everyone been treating you nice in the company and your job thingie?

My job... “thingie”. Ah.

/pauses/ They’re keeping me busy. Away from my primary function here, but none the less, I’m always doing something because of them.

[beveragecompanyman]

supersweetsmoothie:

gosh it’s been going pretty well!! Everyone seems so cine and i got a haircut! i’m kinda sad to see my long hair go but i think this looks nice too! did you know Monsty let me move into one of his houses?? gosh.. im really happy with everything going on, eheh!

Yes, yes, I know. /smirks/ I’m not completely a dinosaur, and social media has given you quite some attention. I have to agree, short hair suits you as well as the longer cuts have.

[supersweetsmoothie]

gosh ive never gotten this much attention before!! is it okay to say its a teeny bit overwhelming? im not used to so many people recognizing me!

[beveragecompanyman]

I won’t say you get used to it, that’s completely up to who you are, but if you ever need someone to control media coverage, I know people.

[beveragecompanyman]

supersweetsmoothie:

gosh it’s been going pretty well!! Everyone seems so cine and i got a haircut! i’m kinda sad to see my long hair go but i think this looks nice too! did you know Monsty let me move into one of his houses?? gosh.. im really happy with everything going on, eheh!

Yes, yes, I know. /smirks/ I’m not completely a dinosaur, and social media has given you quite some attention. I have to agree, short hair suits you as well as the longer cuts have.

[beveragecompanyman]

Hello mister J! How've you been?

About the same as some months ago Smoothie, not much has changed since then. How have you been fairing with the new set up with a company?

[beveragecompanyman]

Why not?

Any further anonymous messages regarding the previous will be henceforth ignored.

[beveragecompanyman]

How do you feel about Rockstar and Dom? Honestly.

Due to circumstances, I cannot answer this question.

[beveragecompanyman]

There is only a slight disturbance in the silence.

What happened to my music player?

[beveragecompanyman]

Happy New Year everyone.

[beveragecompanyman]

if you were to cosplay anyone from Undertale, who would you be?

Grillby.

[beveragecompanyman]

any plans for this month?

See how things play out, continue assisting the folk in their activities, don’t get injured myself horribly, and stay away from the magic side of you folk.

The usual.

[beveragecompanyman]

if offered, would you take over the company?

…

[beveragecompanyman]

When was the last time you had pie?

… Ah…. Canadian Thanksgiving.

[beveragecompanyman]

do you know how to manipulate them as well?

Yes.

[beveragecompanyman]

can the company m!a folk or control folk?

... Considering the very nature of M!A, it states it has to be done by an anonymous being, and there are may factors as to why these magic spells work or fail.

Aside from that, there are a few ways the company has of manipulating or controlling a Folk member against their normal lines of thinking and acting.

[beveragecompanyman]

how many resets have been done?

((Hello, Jmod stepping in here.

While J does know the precise number, of all people used in the very first attempts to make Folk as well as those in recent years, I do not know of everyone’s headcanons for their characters as well as backstories. To refrain from stepping on too many toes and cracking too many eggs on this subject, I will simply say, A Lot, and leave it at that.))

[beveragecompanyman]

will company employees visit folk?

Scarcely does this happen. Generally, the company speaks with the companies of the beverages, certain things are worked out that way.